Cleveland's ex-wife saw her dramatic end last night and since she lived Quahog with no next of kin, Quagmire volunteers to deliver her remains—but not without dressing her up and boning her dead body first. That's soooo Quagmire!

Just like Peter showed us on Family Guy last night, parents these days will do anything to foster better relationships with their kids. I don't remember my dad ever whipping out crystal meth, but hey, to each his own.

In real life, fat guys never get the girl. Duh. But real life be damned! In TV land, anything is possible...including being a fat slob and still having a sexy and sometimes submissive wife. These are those lucky men.

Last night on Family Guy, Stewie lived out a simple yet hilarious Star Wars-style fantasy complete with his galactic copilot Rupert. Outside of Blue Harvest, battling the Peter Death Star is Seth MacFarlane's Sci Fi nerdiness at its best.

There must be something about Harvey Levin's schtick that draws people in enough to want to emulate him because on last night's Family Guy, Peter decides that he can make a living by shoving a camera in people's faces.

Sarah Palin made a rogue late night appearance this evening and visited Jay Leno on The Tonight Show. Palin addressed her hand note gaffe, the ~media~ and her Fox News job before doing a stand-up routine (seriously). Video inside.

The definitive article on the battle that erupted between Family Guy and Sarah Palin has been written: it's an A1 NYT feature, it's comprehensive, and with any luck, finally puts this stupid, boring, predictable saga out of sight forever.

Moments ago on Real Time with Bill Maher, Seth MacFarlane took the opportunity to respond to Sarah Palin's outrage over the fact that Family Guy made an implied dig at her mentally disabled son, Trig.

The latest twist in the important controversy of Family Guy making fun of Trig Palin: An actress with Down syndrome said Sarah Palin "does not have a sense of humor." She was in the offending episode. Updated with more zing!

Sarah Palin took to Facebook today to criticize the "Hollywood" wing of employer Fox for the Family Guy episode where Chris goes on a date with a girl with Down Syndrome whose mother is "the former governor of Alaska."

Family Guy is known for "going there" with controversial issues, but tonight's episode—in which a character with Down's syndrome said her mother is "the former governor of Alaska"—WENT THERE, and Sarah Palin will not be happy.

Tonight FX launches Archer, the latest animated concoction meant to amuse men people far too old to be watching cartoons. All these shows seem the same, but there are really subtle shades of difference that reveal much about their audience.

The Simpsons celebrated its 20th anniversary last night, closing a new episode with a thank you note to fans. But was a one-line jab at their competition—"Now stay tuned for three Seth MacFarlane shows."—omitted from the broadcast?

Arianna Huffington: So powerful she will insist on being taken seriously even after we hear her sexy bear voice in The Cleveland Show, and read a blog about her sleep patterns and dream cycles.

Today at Gawker.TV, Teri Hatcher puts on a few pounds in Desperate Housewives, Regis Philbin's over-sharing makes us nauseous, amnesia-ridden Peter teaches himself how to drive by video games, MRI scans-turned-video, and Iron Chef America uses secret White House ingredients.

On Family Guy, Peter had amnesia after being knocked unconscious by Richard Dawson while on Family Feud. He then had to relearn how to do everything, including drive. Lois' advice? Play Grand Theft Auto for eight hours.

Today at Gawker.TV, the Snooki Punch reenacted by dogs, Family Guy's failed predecessor's rare pilot episode, Mythbusters takes on matches and guns, grannies on greenscreen, and Arrested Development's Maeby takes on the Teen Witch "Take That" rap-battle.

Did you know in 1996 Seth Macfarlane made a pilot for Cartoon Network called Larry and Steve? It happened. Peter, Brian, and Quagmire were all a part of the show as slightly askew versions of their present selves.

Check it out, it's a Family Guy made just for twelve year olds and people that like animated pratfalls more than bizarre sexual innuendo based on eighties primetime.

Her story was a Hollywood dream: the prodigiously talented teenager who worked her way from regional theater to big-screen blockbusters alongside Oscar nominees. But then her star power fizzled, her personal life disintegrated, and she met a grisly end.

Microsoft recently made Microsoft 7 promotional videos with Family Guy and then at the last second decided to pull them off of television. However they have now leaked them onto a YouTube channel for your viewing enjoyment.