Today at Gawker.TV, Jon Hamm lends his voice to The Simpsons for an episode, Bill Hader impersonates Wikileaks' Julian Assange again on SNL, The Soup takes on Oprah, and Whoopi Goldberg attacks fat people with strollers at Disneyland.

After being snubbed by Santa at the mall, Stewie decides he's going murder Santa at the North Pole. Upon reaching their destination, Brian and Stewie learn that the world's greed and increasing demands are literally killing Santa and his elves.

On The Cleveland Show last night, Cleveland had the great idea for a "Beer Walk" and extended an invite to his old Quahog buddies—Joe, Peter, and Quagmire. Inside, Cleveland's old friends meet his new friends—while drinking very heavily!

Complete with a showstopping musical number, tonight's Family Guy certainly delivered. Special guests include crowd favorites like Bush Jr., Cheney, Pelosi and the Globetrotters. This clip not only features tonight's stars, but relays the episode's message hilariously in 59 seconds.

Today at Gawker.TV, Mark Wahlberg recalls the time he gouged a man's eye out, Bill Maher on Family Guy, highlights from The Soup, Kim Zolciak performs her auto-tuned single "Google Me" and The Simpsons says Fox News is "#1 with racists."

In this live-action cringe-fest, beloved canine Brian makes an appearance on Real Time with Bill Maher to promote his atrocious book. Unfortunately, Brian gets excused from the set, but not before he relieves his bladder right at the table.

It was Peter's birthday on Family Guy last night! Cleveland made sure to send his birthday cheer from Virginia by using an audio-recording card. Unfortunately, the card's recorder documented a little too much...

In this Halloween episode, Peter and Quagmire tag along with Joe in response to a domestic abuse call. Upon entering the home, they realize that it is no delicate matter. Watch them take political incorrectness to a groundbreaking level!

They each defined "nerd" to an entire century, and continue to remain marketable to this day, but in the world of syndicated animation which do you think had the stronger series?

Do you watch various television shows? Then you'll be happy to know that thanks to "psychographics," marketing firms can determine your entire personality just by looking at your Tivo settings. For example: like Mad Men? You're a pinko Apple fanboy.

Did you happen to catch the introduction to Family Guy's second show of the season? Their first week back was an hour-long murder mystery, but in their second week of high definition the Griffins were quick to notice the change.

Rush Limbaugh actually lent his own voice for Family Guy's episode about the Republican party. He and John McCain solves a Scooby Doo-style mystery, George W. Bush acts like a child, and a GOP-themed musical number, inside.

The premiere Family Guy was an hour-long mystery done in the classic style of "whodunnit" movies. Admittedly sick of Family Guy's same-old-shtick, it was surprisingly plot-driven and delightful to watch. Because it's easily watched online, this post is spoiler-free!

Arrested for cocaine possession while hotboxing in an Escalade in Las Vegas, Paris Hilton was in jail from 11:30PM last night until the wee hours of Saturday morning. Why did she tweet about watching TV all night? Update: New theories.

Today at Gawker.TV, Joel McHale says goodbye to Tyra Banks' talk show, Fox and Friends get a brand new couch, Family Guy does Star Wars, and we're deeply unsatisfied by Lost's finale and just may prefer Jimmy Kimmel's fake alternate endings.

Brian the dog (as Chewbacca the Wookiee) shows his true colors when Peter (Han Solo) suggests a trip to see Lando Calrissian at cloud city. Good thing the other characters were willing to call him out.

Today at Gawker.TV, Family Guy travels to Washington D.C., a poll about which Alec Baldwin SNL sketch was best, Cleveland's Angels, timelapse of Eyjafjallajökull erupting, and more news anchors giggling about penises. When will it end?

Peter, Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland got involved in a mystery that took them down to Washington D.C. The quest to discover who wrote a dirty joke took the gang to a bizarro version of our nation's capital.

Last night's one-hour special definitely had people talking. Most of my peers loathed the episode, but fans of Stewie and Brian's adventures surely weren't disappointed—the pair get trapped in a bank overnight and down a bottle of liquor.

Today at Gawker.TV, Family Guy and The Cleveland Show reunite over Loretta's death, Barbara Walters talks cock, the best "Drink Responsibly" alcohol ads, Hoarding: Buried Alive, and the Celebrity Apprentice contestants can't sink a basketball shot to save their lives.