Today at Gawker.TV, Teri Hatcher puts on a few pounds in Desperate Housewives, Regis Philbin's over-sharing makes us nauseous, amnesia-ridden Peter teaches himself how to drive by video games, MRI scans-turned-video, and Iron Chef America uses secret White House ingredients.

A Fat Teri Hatcher Is a Good Enough Excuse to Watch Desperate Housewives
Desperate Housewives may not be the best show on television-and this clip is proof. Fat Teri Hatcher came about in a daydream about what Susan's life would be like if she stayed with her first husband. Phew!

Peter Uses Grand Theft Auto as a Driving Tutorial on Family Guy
On Family Guy, Peter had amnesia after being knocked unconscious by Richard Dawson while on Family Feud. He then had to relearn how to do everything, including drive. Lois' advice? Play Grand Theft Auto for eight hours.

Lose Weight with Taco Bell's Drive-Thru Diet
We can't believe this commercial is real. Taco Bell is encouraging Americans to utilize their "fresco" line of tacos for those looking to lose weight as their New Year's resolution. But does this diet include cheesy fiesta potatoes? If only.

Regis Horrifies All with References to His Catheter
We're glad to have Regis back after his hip surgery. But when Kelly asks about New Year's resolutions, he replies, "never wearing a catheter again." Just what Live! viewers want to envision with their morning coffee.

The Visible Human: 1878 MRI Scans of a Man's Body
In 1994, the National Library of Medicine's Visible Human Project cut and MRI scanned a man's entire body. The result? 1871 images, which can be condensed into 62 seconds of beautiful video.