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Your Guide to the Week of Kate Middleton's Boobs and the French Magazine that Published Them
Max Read · 09/20/12 02:30PMLast Friday, French gossip magazine Closer published a series of photographs of Kate Middleton sunbathing topless. Yesterday morning, police in Paris raided the publication's offices of Closer magazine, searching the building and inspecting the staff's computers in an attempt to find the name of the photographer. And today, the photos were printed, for the fourth and fifth time, respectively, in Sweden and Denmark.
These Topless Photos of Kate Middleton Put Us at Two for Three on Royal Nudie Pic Scandals [NSFW] (UPDATED)
Max Read · 09/14/12 07:07AMCouple Discover Medieval Shaft/Possible Time Portal Under Their Couch; Wife Is Pissed
Caity Weaver · 08/30/12 04:35PMEnglish Town Thrown Into Chaos As Police Warn That a Lion or Maybe Just a Large Cat is on the Loose
Caity Weaver · 08/27/12 10:41AMThis Couple Would Like for Strangers to Pay for Them to Have Over 30 Different Exotic Weddings, Please
Caity Weaver · 08/22/12 10:31AMEnglish People Suck at Naming Kids: List of Top Baby Names Reveals No Jayden, Aiden, or Mason
Caity Weaver · 08/13/12 05:16PMBritish Weathermen “Obsessed” with Rain Are Killing Tourism Industry
Caity Weaver · 07/16/12 12:25PMBees Are the New Terrorists: We Must Launch a War on Bees
Hamilton Nolan · 06/28/12 08:31AMEnglish Village Hosts Russian Egg Roulette World Championships
Neetzan Zimmerman · 06/27/12 12:44PMDouble Dip Recession Arrives in the UK
Hamilton Nolan · 04/25/12 09:00AMWhile we've all been wringing our hands while trapped over here on this "side of the pond" (Atlantic Ocean) worrying about if and when the second dip of the Double Dip Recession With No Fucking Sprinkles™ would arrive, that clever old recession was slinking "across the pond" (Atlantic Ocean) to rear its ugly, stupid, money-sucking head in "Jolly" (not so jolly now I bet, ha) Olde Englande. From the NYT:
George Washington Is Britain's Greatest Foe
Louis Peitzman · 04/15/12 02:35PMHe's our first president, he could not tell a lie, and he's Britain's greatest ever foe. Yes, George Washington has had this dubious honor bestowed on him by the National Army Museum. Washington beat out such notable adversaries as Michael Collins and Napoleon Bonaparte. I guess now would be the appropriate time to start a "U.S.A.!" chant?
Rich People Reenact the Titanic's Voyage, Ideally Without the Sinking
Louis Peitzman · 04/08/12 04:20PMWho hasn't, at one point or another, wished that he or she could travel aboard the Titanic? I mean, the whole affair ended nastily with some 1,500 people killed, but what luxury before that. Now a lucky group of people, some of whom are descendants of Titanic passengers, have embarked on a cruise that will retrace the path of the doomed ocean liner.
Hacker Makes Anonymous Look Like Assholes By Attacking Abortion Provider In Their Name
Adrian Chen · 03/09/12 02:19PMMost of the attacks carried out by the hacktivist collective Anonymous target governments or corporations in the name of freedom of information. But an anti-abortion hacker claiming links to Anonymous has been arrested after hacking Britain's largest abortion provider, with the intention of leaking patient information. Will Anonymous condemn him?
Today Is Simpsons Star Julian Assange's Last Chance to Dodge Sex Crimes Allegations
Adrian Chen · 02/01/12 11:56AMKremlin-backed talk show host Julian Assange is back in court in England today, in what will be the final, hopefully failed, attempt to appeal his extradition to Sweden to face rape and molestation allegations. Assange's legal troubles—and the fact that Wikileaks' submission system still isn't fixed after more than a year—haven't kept him from guest-starring in an upcoming episode of The Simpsons. This really validates our decision to stop watching the The Simpsons after Maude Flanders died.
Sorry Guys, Season Two of Downton Abbey Sucks
Max Read · 01/06/12 04:19PMIt took me a while to realize this, but people don't listen to advice. I'm not sure why. My sense is that we tend to learn life lessons through experience, and the warnings of others, even those that we solicit, have trouble penetrating through to the part of brain where "fire is hot" and "there is no such thing as a 'break' in a relationship" were imprinted whenever you passed by those particular painful milestones. Case in point: I'm going to give you a bit of advice—not "don't touch the fire"-important advice, but advice that will make your life better—and you're not going to listen to it. You're going to think you know better. You're going to want, explicitly or subconsciously, to learn this lesson yourself, and learn it you will, though by then it will be too late.
Why Republicans Are So Concerned about a Bust of Winston Churchill
Jim Newell · 12/20/11 01:16PMNow this is strange. What compels a Speaker of the House, as he's (supposed to be) trying to reach a deal to preserve various expiring government goodies before Congress recesses for the year, to move a resolution that would "commission the placement of a bust of former British Prime Minister Winston Churchill in the Capitol"? Here he is, talking about it, softly crying, of course, but not in full Boehner Bawl mode. Winston Churchill, he was one helluva a guy. Anyway, this is all about race.
British Lady's Racist Tram Rant Caught On Tape
Adrian Chen · 11/28/11 01:59PMAncient 'Sex-Pistol Man' Culture Being Studied by Archaeologists
Lauri Apple · 11/22/11 10:25AMSchool Uses Russell Brand's Smutty Phone Calls to Teach Kids
Lauri Apple · 11/20/11 04:24PMUpon realizing the pedogogical potential of Russell Brand's dirty prank calls, the headmaster of a hoity-toity north London school incorporated them into an English exam that was then administered to 14-year-old students. Now he doesn't understand why are some of the kids' parents are so upset about this.