Ellen continued its week of showcasing cute kids from the Internet who are known for saying a word yesterday with the adorable, bow-tied "exasperating" kid. (He's still not terribly on board with the idea of having a new brother or sister, if you're wondering.)

Apparently Kid Noah Ritter, the ginger 5-year-old you apparently remember from that time he apparently overused a certain qualifier in a local news interview, charmed everyone on Ellen Thursday in what was apparently his first time on a national talk show.

The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge was a singular phenomenon that swept up celebrities and normals alike with its combination of altruism and gale force peer pressure. It raised so many millions that the ALSA doesn't know how to spend them all. And it's also, we can all agree, over.

For his recent appearance on Ellen, Bruno Mars agreed to pull a prank on an unsuspecting nurse. The gimmick is basically this: Mars repeats exactly what Ellen tells him through his earpiece.

Ellen Degeneres has pulled off the ultimate Halloween trifecta: She managed to come up with a spot-on celebrity costume that's both funny and sexy; she garnered costume approval from the celebrity herself; and she did it all without an ounce of blackface.

Every year around Halloween, Ellen sends her easily scared writer Amy to a haunted house, and it's always hilarious.

Just when you thought John — the little kid who got caught with his face in the sprinkles jar — couldn't get any cuter, he goes and appears on Ellen with his mom Erica.

Yesterday was Portia de Rossi's 40th birthday. So on her daytime talk show today, Ellen DeGeneres paid tribute to her wife of four years.

Taylor Swift is known to avoid the question "which celebrity boyfriend is this song about?" like she might avoid an ex-boyfriend. At least until that information leaks. But Ellen, a Swift expert, comes prepared in tomorrow's interview with the 22-year-old.

The hilarious Rebel Wilson, who has seemingly taken Hollywood by storm since her scene-stealing role in Bridesmaids, appeared on "The Ellen DeGeneres Show" today to promote her new film Pitch Perfect. Spoiler alert: I already saw it, it's fantastic.

Liam Neeson didn't show his legendary celebrity big dick (Janice Dickinson has compared it to an Evian bottle) on Ellen yesterday, but he came closer than usual. In the name of breast cancer charity slash Taken 2 awareness, he stripped down to show his own chesticles and the result was an almost-nude 60-year-old who looked like an almost-nude 60-year-old.

On today's episode of Ellen, South Korean sensation Park Jae-Sang, AKA Psy of "Gangnam Style" fame, makes a surprise appearance to show host Ellen DeGeneres, guest Britney Spears, and members of the audience how to do his signature dance moves (tip: dress classy, dance cheesy).

Sure, Ellen has thrown her weight behind He Who Must Not Be Named, but has anyone told her that the Order of the Phoenix is way chiller about food fights and tardiness? Come to Team Harry, Ellen!

On Ellen, Katie Holmes brings up the time her daughter accidentally began eating penis-shaped gummies to the paparazzi's delight. The weirdest part is seeing both Holmes and Ellen spell penis without ever actually saying it.

On today's Ellen, the host shared a few of James Mardsen's modeling photos from his early acting days. Pro: James Marsden is not wearing a shirt. Con: That horrible trend of men's hats in the 90s.

Today on Ellen, La Toya Jackson discusses the moment she found out her brother had died. Ellen then tells a story about the time she saw Michael Jackson in New Orleans.

American Idol executive producer, Nigel Lythgoe, came on Ellen to discuss the dramatic events of last week. He declined to say who his guesses were but seemed relieved that Casey was saved. Anyway, James, Pia and Stefano, Ellen believes in you!

Kaley Cuoco stopped by the Ellen DeGeneres Show to talk about The Big Bang Theory, but ended up confessing to buying a Shake Weight. If that wasn't enough, her poor word choice opened the door for some hilarious double entendres.

Underwhelmed and slightly spotlight-shy David Schwimmer appeared on Ellen to take that giant leap into the mystifying world of Twitter. David seems genuinely concerned when Ellen mentions that he will certainly gain a slew of followers after she recommends him.

Today on Ellen, Vanessa Hudgens came on to talk about her new film and then moved on to the subject everyone really cared about: the status of her relationship with Zac Efron.