Ellen played a clip of Selena Gomez publicly denying her relationship with some Canadian pop star when she was last on the show. Selena tried to laugh it off but Ellen managed to get in a sufficient number of incest jokes.

Jimmy Fallon dropped by Ellen to chat about the beginning of his own show, his silent first guest Robert DeNiro, and how tough it is to dress like a lady and wear fake nails.

Stars, they're just like us! Halle Berry appeared on Ellen this afternoon following a group of impressive Indian dancers. They made her so nervous, she said, that she sweat right through her dress before her appearance.

Ellen showed a hilarious clip of a young fan who was recovering from a wisdom tooth operation and ended up saying many quote-worthy statements from "Did he put buried treasure in my mouth?" and exclaiming "I need a tic-tac"

The five-member marriage featured on Sister Wives appeared on Ellen this afternoon. Kody Brown and wives, Mary, Janelle, Kristine, and Robyn made one of their first appearances on the talk show circuit to answer questions about living in pluralism.

Tyra, why'd you ever give up your talk show? Moments like these are the perfect reason to keep it going strong. We will give Tyra credit where credit is due—she is apparently going to Harvard?!

Today on Ellen, Valerie Bertinelli came by to discuss her television show, co-star Betty White, and hanging out naked at home. So it only makes sense that Ellen would try to scare her with a naked guy.

Mike Tyson appeared on Ellen to promote his new show and talked openly about many serious topics. The boxing icon sounded wise and changed as he discussed fame, sobriety and his daughter. For a celebrity interview, it was refreshingly sincere.

On today's Ellen, Jerry O'Connell shares how many pets his family has acquired, five rescues total. Included in that group is Smitty, the cat who attacks his feet when trying to get to bed.

Isn't it nice to know that Jon Cryer can make fun of the shitty situation he's stuck in? He's slated to appear on this afternoon's episode of Ellen—where we hope he'll let his opinions fly—but for now, enjoy.

Neil Patrick Harris can't host every awards show (even if we wanted him to) so settle for the next best thing: NPH acting out all of the best picture nominees.

Jealous Bieber fans, you have a new reason to hate Ellen Degeneres. For her birthday, the Biebs gifted the talk show host with a snippet of his million-dollar locks.

When Justin Bieber got his groundbreaking hair cut, he put a little lock of it in a plastic box and gave it to Ellen. Now she's auctioning it off on her eBay page, with all the proceeds going to some animal welfare charity. The auction has been live for a little under 12 hours, and already it's up to $6,700! Jesus.

Just a mere three weeks after giving birth to a baby, Christina Applegate popped up on Ellen and gave us a glimpse of her post-pregnant bod.

As a precursor to the inevitable shit-show that will be Jersey Shore in Italy, Ellen asked The Situation to read a few Italian sentences aloud. If this is any indication, it seems improbable that he'll be seducing any Italian natives.

On this week's edition of The Bachelor, we said goodbye to the season's manipulative and crazy favorite Michelle. Have no fear! She's appeared on Ellen to dispel rumors and noted that her final goodbyes with Brad were edited out.

Or Paula, or Kara, or Simon... and plus Jennifer Lopez and crazy Steven Tyler. It appears there's no hard feelings on Ellen's part, though — so this interview less awkward than you're hoping it'll be.

As a New Year's resolution, Kevin Nealon has taken up meditation. Only for him, the meditating turns into worrying, and he's got quite a lot of fears. Today on Ellen, he explained his "spheres of fear."

Have you heard about that vibrating bra that supposedly makes your breasts larger? Ellen tries it out and uncomfortably describes the "jiggling" to everyone. Enjoy!

America doesn't have a lack of pretty British actors invading their industry and taking away jobs! But I guess it's fine if you have a body like that. Watch as he takes off his shirt and drives everyone nuts.