education
Teacher Quits After Student Uncovers Porn Past
Max Read · 03/09/11 12:45AMPublic Universities Now Required to Pay for Proselytizing
Hamilton Nolan · 03/08/11 10:49AMEmma Watson Becomes the Latest Celebrity College Casualty
Richard Lawson · 03/07/11 03:39PMEveryone loved that Emma Watson, cute British pixie, had decided to hole herself up in Providence and spend a few years at Brown. But now the Harry Potter actress and blossoming starlet has announced on her website that she's taking some time off from school to focus on promoting the final Harry Potter movie and to work on other film projects.
America's Classrooms: Crowded, Broke, and Run by Poors
Hamilton Nolan · 03/07/11 11:34AMIf Texas College Students Can't Carry Guns Then No One Is Safe
Hamilton Nolan · 03/03/11 05:42PMProvidence, Rhode Island Fires All of Its Teachers
Jeff Neumann · 02/25/11 06:22AMProvidence Issues Dismissal Notices To Every Teacher
Jim Newell · 02/24/11 03:29PMDetroit Closing Half of Its Public Schools
Jim Newell · 02/23/11 04:51PMMother Publicly Shames Child with Low GPA
Brian Moylan · 02/21/11 02:39PMA mother in Tampa put her 15-year-old son on a street corner wearing a sign that read "GPA 1.22...Honk if I need education." Apparently she tried everything to get the kid to get his grades up but nothing worked and shame, she realized, is a very powerful motivator. Maybe we should make this lady Secretary of Education or something.
GPS Tracking the Only Way to Get Kids to Go to School
Adrian Chen · 02/18/11 06:25PMA California elementary school is launching a six-week pilot program to track their young students like so many wild bobcats. Kids with a lot of absences will be able to volunteer to be tracked with GPS in order to make sure they are in school learning, instead of doing the sex and the gangs out on the street. From the Orange County Register:
Dead Newborn Found at Oprah Winfrey's South African Girls' School
John Cook · 02/18/11 01:24PMOprah Winfrey's opulent vanity project, the Leadership Academy for Girls in Johannesburg, continues its tragic slide from hope-filled dream-school to dysfunctional hellhole. First there were Winfrey's attempts to cut off her students from their families. Then there was the school matron accused of sexually molesting the girls. And now a 17-year-old student there has concealed her pregnancy and given birth to a child that was found dead "in a plastic bag filled with bloodied clothes."
Private School Parents Have Their Own Problems to Worry About
Hamilton Nolan · 02/15/11 01:21PMIn Texas, school districts are so low on money that they're selling ads on school buses, thanks to the "largest cuts to public education since World War II." In New York, many school districts are staring down 14% budget cuts, which educators fear will "widen the funding gap between wealthier and poorer school districts." Federal student aid programs are in for multibillion-dollar cuts of their own. And among the parents of children in Manhattan's most exclusive private elementary schools, a separate, but equally pressing, worry: is Emma beating her peers, enough?
Collapse of Community Colleges Just Fine With Community College Students
Hamilton Nolan · 02/09/11 12:50PMSince the days of the Founding Fathers, the American promise to its students has been: we'll warehouse you in crappy schools for twelve years, and then send you to the local community college, to get an associate's degree in "business services" or some other synonym for secretarial work and/ or air conditioning repair work.