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The Hollywood Reporter has released its annual list of Hollywood's highest-earning actresses, many of whom have never once allowed themselves to be photographed without panties exiting a Mercedes SLR on their way into Hyde—an admirable stance that can only have contributed to their enigmatic allure and hefty asking prices. The top 10 as listed by a press release are:
PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers, which we try to post several times per week. (Spaced out at utterly random intervals—the better to keep you all on your toes.) So send those suckers in, and send them often. Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line) and let the world know about the time you spotted an alleged McChoking victim speeding down the 101.
PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers, and are now posted several times a week—so start sending them in more often! Send yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line) and let everyone know about the time you shared an elevator ride with a verrry flirtatious former Friends star.
· For those of you who may have missed it: Drew Barrymore's totally unfunny and yet somehow enjoyable Weekend Update SNL appearance.
· Wikipedia offers a list of movies in order of "fucks per minute."
· American Idol judges are being called out for the sadistic pleasure they take in humiliating effeminate contestants, as the fugitive half of the show's criminal twins turns himself in. Welcome to America's #1 source of family entertainment!
· Patrick Dempsey isn't a real doctor, but he plays one on TV.
· Mark Cuban responds to the growing controversy over the multi-platformed release of Steven Soderbergh's Bubble. [via Boing Boing]
· Floating pooch!
· One final note: Mark ran into some difficulties posting today, but we should have more Sundance man-on-the-scene coverage for you tomorrow.
The Hollywood Reporter has finally unleashed its annual list of the highest-paid actresses in the business, providing us with a handy metric that helps take the guesswork out of evaluating the true worth of the big screen's fairer sex. And in an utterly unsurprising non-development, Julia Roberts once again triumphs in the only contest that truly matters:
Is there anything even remotely newsworthy about Drew Barrymore being spotted at the Baja Fresh at the corner of Sunset and Fairfax, even by this site's lax standards? No, there is not. But if a reader takes the time to go phonecam paparazzi on someone of Barrymore's stature, we feel an obligation to post the picture. Our spy's report of the encounter follows after the jump, in which the utterly normal-seeming star's apparent kindness is repaid with a candid Motorola shot of her ass.
Variety is reporting that Drew Barrymore has dumped Endeavor agent Patrick Whitesell for another go-around with the folks at CAA. Wow, this has been a really rough patch for Whitesell and Endeavor, who lost Jennifer Lopez last week. What's going on over there? Did Whitesell mistakenly forward an e-mail about which of his clients' big asses were costing them work to everyone in his address book? While he's doing a B.O. check and wondering what's driving away his A-list ladies, here's another important question that he and Agent Dance patron saint Ari Emanuel (pictured) can ponder: What do they need to do to get rid of Ben Affleck?
The LiquidGeneration blog has posted a clip from last night's Late Show tribute to Johnny Carson, where a former Tonight Show producer told David Letterman that Carson almost snapped because one of the Charlie's Angels cast was incredibly stupid. The producer wouldn't name names, and said it wasn't one of the original Angels, but one of "the replacements"—leaving it up to interpretation whether he meant someone from the latter days of the television show (probably) or someone who would go on to star in the seizure-inducing McG movies (less likely). Liquid Generation thinks he was talking about Drew Barrymore, but really, don't burn too many brain cells over this one. The best part about timeless debates like "Who is the stupidest Angel?" is that there's not just one correct answer.
These insensitive fans obviously didn't read all the way to the end of the pamphlet Bad Times to Ask Your Favorite Charlie's Angel for a Quick Picture, where it clearly states, "When they're publicly grieving over the loss of a parent, spouse, or longtime companion." They probably stopped right after the one about "When you're in the middle of being assaulted by the Angel whose picture you're trying to take," just like we did.
Jonathan Van Gieson sets the record straight:
· I did not accept $100,000 to debate Bob Dole on 60 Minutes.
· I am not having an affair with Drew Barrymore.
· I have not yet turned down the title role in the new Superman movie.
· My tearful rebuttal will not air on the Fox Network.
Now that I'm famous: rumor control [JVG]
