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In today's episode: Chris Rock; Colin Farrell; Drew Barrymore and Carmen Electra; David Spade; Kevin Federline; Jessica Biel; Kirstie Alley; David Caruso; David Lynch; Anna Paquin; Marg Helgenberger; Adam Brody; Mary Lynn Rajskub; Adam Goldberg and Christina Ricci; Sean Hayes; Casey Affleck; Neal McDonough; Juliette Lewis; Rachel Bilson and David Faustino; Nicky Hilton; Lee Grant; Jon Lands and Michael J. Pollard.

· Last night (Wednesday) doing some last minute errands at the Farmer's Market, I saw Chris Rock suddenly scurrying by the Gumbo Pot, trying hard not to be noticed in a baseball cap. "Huh," I shrugged. Ran to do some other errands and then had to go back to the Grove...where I see Chris Rock again, now with a girlfriend (wife? friend?) walking a little less briskly into the parking garage. Huh. Celebrities go Christmas shopping, too

· I was seeing a play at the Elephant theater on Santa Monica and a little street just East of Vine. There are like five theaters on that one little corner, and as I was leaving the show I was seeing, I saw Colin Farrell outside one of the other theaters....... sooooooooooooooo hot looking in a rough trade kinda way (oh great, now I'll be accused of being his publicist, like when I said Al Pacino looked hot. What can I say? Me like boys.) I'm of Irish descent and have just gotten back from Dublin, but did I say anything? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

· One Whole Foods store, two sightings, five minutes: My pursuit of good health through better eating was rewarded by sighting the adorably down-to-earth Drew Barrymore (no makeup, casual outfit, so low-key I didn't recognize her till I heard her voice) and, five minutes later, Carmen Electra. Drew was with a very friendly looking guy whom I guess was her b.f., and she was being so genuinely sweet and nice to the Whole Foods clerks who were helping her that I decided to return the favor by not asking her if I could send my script to her office. Carmen was dressed in kind of a casual, non-revealing top (appropriate for grocery shopping), shiny orange-blonde hair, not much makeup and a short skirt that showed off her very nice legs. Not that I noticed. She smiled downright demurely when she noticed I recognized her; very cute!

· Tszi tszi fly! Tszi tszi fly! David Spade at hamburger hamlet, yes...THAT hamburger hamlet. (Wednesday Dec 13 1.42pm) standing up and lingering alittle too long by his booth after eating with a more blue collar jack black lookalike (if possible)... Spade must be up to something.

· December 13: Saw K-Fed, holding one of his spawn (visual evidence suggests it was one of the Shar-babies), and posse of large African-American men going into the exit of the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland. (Is this how celebs get onto rides without having to deal with the hoi polloi?) Federline and his friends were all wearing these hideous hoodies that looked like baby clothing in adult sizes.

· Jessica Biel with 8 others (including I think Lohan's former assistant) having dinner at Wahoo's Fish Taco in Santa Monica. She is beautiful in person, and has amazing boobs. Looked like she was having the tacos from where I sat

· 12/13/06-

Just saw Kirstie Alley in "Paper Goose", stationary store/print shop in Studio City. She was chatting on her cell phone loud enough so that everyone from here to Northridge could hear her business—some crap about blocking an Enquirer story. She was picking up some invitations she had printed and said they were not what she had ordered. The woman told her that she had faxed a proof for her approval but she had not heard anything back so she just went ahead and printed the invites as originally instructed. Kirstie demanded to have them re-done immediately. The woman at the store explained that she was backed up because of Xmas and then Kirstie just said "Fine! I'll just work with them!" and walked out in a huff. I am only saying this because she was mean to the employees but homegirl ain't 145 pounds. Lookin' tubby.

· My friends and I went to the Magritte exhibit at the LACMA on Saturday, 12/9 (it's really great, BTW) and we were admiring "Ceci n'est pas une pipe" when I heard a toddler making a lot of noise. I turned around to give the evil eye to the child's mother when I hear the Horatio Caine voice next to me say "Don't worry, baby, daddy's not goin' anywhere!" Mr. "I quit NYPD Blue after one season" David Caruso was right next to me. He's taller than I expected (6') and his hair is really bright orange. His wife and kid are young and cute. I didn't think it was possible that the character he plays on CSI: Miami is really that over the top, but it turns out that it's the real David in there.

· Don't know if you're interested but David Lynch is back with his cow on the corner of Hollywood and La Brea in support of Laura Dern's performance in Inland Empire. Mr. Lynch was quite friendly. He posed for photos and smoked. The cow looked less friendly and slightly more scared but resigned to its fate (didn't look to see if it was male or female) of playing second fiddle to the surreal maestro.

· 12/12 - Saw a petite ANNA PAQUIN with a few girlfriends at OBar Tuesday night. She is a very pretty girl. She and her friends sat at a back booth in plain sight, but I don't think many people recognized her. It's a fairly well known fact that Tuesday nights are designated at OBar for the ladies to come "out". Now, I'm not one to gossip, but if she's there, then she might be queer.

· Saw Marg Helgenberger (or however you spell her last name) exciting La Partie, the stationary store on Montana. She looked Botoxed but pretty, as you would expect.

· Monday, 12/11. Arclight. 10:50 showing of The Holiday. Spotted Adam Brody (The OC) and an equally attractive male friend in the audience. I'm still confused by this. He's skinny, but adorable (like, "Wow, I wouldn't mind sitting on his face for a while" adorable). He's straight...right? Or was Bilson just his Beard? Why does it seem weird that he'd be at a romantic comedy with another guy?

· Saw the awesome Mary Lynn Rajskub at the Lava Lounge 13th anniversary shindig last night (12/13), enjoying the garage-y musical stylings of the Tulsa Skull Swingers. This brings the number of former Mr. Show cast members I've spotted to four (Bob Odenkirk at the Shell station at Sunset & Wilton a few months ago; Dave "Gruber" Allen at the Steve Allen Theater earlier in the year; and Brian Posehn at the Virgin Megastore last year) — five if you count seeing Paul F. Tompkins perform at Largo. Tom Kenny, you're next!

· this week - christina ricci and adam goldberg at sushi ike. I thought they broke up? they looked very much together at the sushi restaurant. also, they really like tuna sashimi. they got a big plate of both maguro and albacore. didn't see what else they had. and while I think christina sometimes looks kind of odd on film, she's very cute and small in person. and on wed, sean hayes from will & grace at lou. he walked in quietly and sat with a female friend with his back to the restaurant. very understated and not very Jack-like at all.

· Who shops at Nature Mart in Los Feliz? On Wednesday evening it was Casey Affleck. The charming small boy in his basket inspired some cheerful conversation with the 'bulk foods' section employees. I did not inquire as to whether he brought the boy, or acquired him there at the health food store.

· Saw Neal McDonough of War of the World and Walking Tall fame yesterday morning (12/13) on Larchmont pushing around a baby in a stroller. Seemed pretty normal but still gave off just enough of that "I'm an actor" vibe.

· Yesterday in 90068: Juliette Lewis looking at a house for rent in my neighborhood. Oh please, oh please, Juliette, bring your patented brand of crazy to my block. Wear your skin tight catsuit, play that sweaty rock and roll, whatever you want to do, just do it here!

· My first SUBMITTED sighting and it's a twofer. Having brunch in the courtyard of Hookah Lounge on Melrose (Old Luna Cafe. Miss it.) before my hummus hit the table I see someone with what can only be described as NOTICE ME hair coming in thru the back gate... It's the magic man, David Faustino from Married With Children. His hair doubled his height; he came up to my waist. After the meal I was walking out thru the front past the bar, and a cute couple stroll in and I realize it's Rachel Bilson and some guy who should be playing guitar in a late 90's band. I don't think they were meeting with Bud Bundy, but if the buzz around the OC is true, they should probably consider some sort of CW/Warner Brothers spec project. Or temping.

· Saw Nicky Hilton the other night (12/12) at Mastro's in Beverly Hills dining with her new boyfriend David Katzenberg. Pulled up in a black Range Rover and ducked inside. Nicky was brunette that evening, dressed pretty simply in skinny jeans and a black tunic top. I was surprised at how completely normal she looked - no different than the typical trendy LA girl.

· Saturday, Dec 9th (I kow it's late, but it SCARED me)

Entering Ralph's on Beverly at Doheny. Lee Grant. I didn't want to stare but I'm 99% sure it was her. Damn. When I saw "Mulholland Drive" I thought they were so cruel lighting her. They were actually kind.

· Got a lunch-time two-fer today (Dec. 13th) at Nate n' Al's in Beverly Hills. JON LANDIS, of "Animal House" fame (and not much else lately). Dressed in coat, tie and (hmmm) bluejeans. Laughing, chatting amiably; probably thinks no one remembers he caused Vic Morrow's decapitation on the set of the"Twilight Zone" movie. Two tables over, sitting by himself, was "Bonnie and Clyde" co-star MICHAEL J. POLLARD, enjoying some scrambled eggs. The guy weighs less than Nicole Richie ... and was carrying a black and red leather man-purse. Truly odd. But at least he only killed people on-screen.