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Smirking Goon Eric Trump Says His Father Has Apologized to the Khans and Moved On

Brendan O'Connor · 08/02/16 08:40AM

Eric Trump, whose media-training software maybe needs some reprogramming, appeared on “CBS This Morning” on Tuesday to discuss the ongoing feud between his father and the Gold Star Khan family. “Would your father be willing to apologize and move on?” CBS co-host Norah O’Donnell asked him. The answer to this question, obviously, is “no,” but that is not what Eric said.

Donald Trump Prepares to Lose the Election

Brendan O'Connor · 08/02/16 07:20AM

“I’m afraid the election is going to be rigged, I have to be honest,” Donald Trump said at a campaign event in Columbus, Ohio, on Monday, the Associated Press reports. The Republican nominee did not offer specifics, although he said that he’s been hearing “more and more” (from who??) that this is the case.

Donald Trump: Hillary Clinton "Is the Devil"

Hudson Hongo · 08/01/16 09:00PM

While discussing Bernie Sanders at a campaign rally in Pennsylvania on Monday, Donald Trump identified Hillary Clinton as the wicked one, the father of lies, the serpent of old, Beelzebub, the god of this age: Satan.

Donald Trump Holds Impromptu Press Conference to Mock Another Fire Marshal

Gabrielle Bluestone · 08/01/16 04:12PM

After a fire marshal mysteriously enforced occupancy rules at a Donald Trump rally Monday, Trump held a press conference to mock the man for keeping people alive in a move that’s sure to reassure all the people living in or around Trump’s many properties.

Trump Clarifies Incoherent Foreign Policy Analysis: "Already in Crimea!"

Brendan O'Connor · 08/01/16 08:48AM

On Monday morning, Donald Trump attempted to clarify the incomprehensible position he staked out this weekend in an interview with George Stephanopoulos. “When I said in an interview that Putin is ‘not going into Ukraine, you can mark it down,’ I am saying if I am President. Already in Crimea!” he tweeted. In the interview, Trump had said that Vladimir Putin is “not going into Ukraine, okay, just so you understand. He’s not gonna go into Ukraine, all right? You can mark it down. You can put it down. You can take it anywhere you want.”