As it turns out, eating hallucinogenic mushrooms, stripping off your clothes, and walking your dog through a quiet Florida neighborhood is a good way to attract police attention. Such was the lesson Robin Campbell, 20, learned early Sunday evening.

Felipe Domingues, a 23-year-old Upper East Side dog walker is suspected of stealing $90,000 worth of jewels from his wealthy clients' homes. The Brazilian native is being held in jail by immigration. Talk about screwing the pooch! [Image: Shutterstock]

This hilariously-misworded but well-intentioned sign, which a tipster found on Bank Street yesterday, warns area residents about a dog walker who yanks the pets when they try to "pipi." The signmaker can't spell, but he uses three different font colors!