This hilariously-misworded but well-intentioned sign, which a tipster found on Bank Street yesterday, warns area residents about a dog walker who yanks the pets when they try to "pipi." The signmaker can't spell, but he uses three different font colors!

English isn't this person's first language, we're guessing. (You figure someone who chides his neighbors, "If you love your dogs...take 10 minute on your life and walk them by your self" would take his own advice and spend 10 minutes on his life and get some one to proofread his very public sign.) But if you see this dog walker, please kick him in the shins.