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Jersey Shore: The Great Guido Migration

Brian Moylan · 07/30/10 12:26PM

Due to environmental and societal factors, the subjects of the most important sociological experiment of our time—the eight guidos on MTV's Jersey Shore—were forced to leave their native habitat and migrate to Miami. The results were amazing.

Everything You Need to Know to Watch Jersey Shore

Brian Moylan · 07/29/10 04:30PM

The second season of Jersey Shore starts tonight. Yay! What if you didn't watch the first season? What if you just need to brush up on your guido particulars? What if you want some inside scoop? We've got you covered.

So You Want to Be on Jersey Shore?

Brian Moylan · 05/28/10 12:36PM

If you want to join MTV's ongoing reality madness, you're in luck: Open casting calls for Jersey Shore are scheduled for Sunday in Las Vegas and Atlantic City. Getting on the show won't be easy though. Here are some tips.

Lindsay Lohan's Feet Are Covered in White Powder and Other Terrors

Brian Moylan · 03/29/10 10:44AM

What is going on with LiLo's shoes? Kate Winslet is haunted by the ghost of relationships past. Sandra Bullock abandoned her house too. Gerard Butler's hands wander frighteningly. Demi Moore shrieks on Twitter. Monday's gossip is scared senseless.

The Jokes of the Jersey Shore Porn Parody

Brian Moylan · 02/23/10 02:22PM

Jersey Shore is already so incredibly obvious that the jokes about it are just too easy and often unfunny. How does the porn movie based on the show measure up? It is both terrible and amazing. Safe(ish) for work!

Jersery Shore: Unsolved Mysteries of the Guido Tribe

Brian Moylan · 01/22/10 11:53AM

It is with a heavy heart that we must end the most important sociological experiment of our time. For all that we have learned we are, there is still so much left unanswered about these mystical creatures.

The Wit and Wisdom of the Jersey Shore

Brian Moylan · 01/21/10 04:04PM

We have hung on every ridiculous word uttered by the guidos of the Jersey Shore. Tonight is their final episode (for now) and in celebration we have a collection of their best sayings.

To Know the Jersey Shore Kids Is to Hate the Show

Brian Moylan · 01/20/10 03:03PM

Now that Snooki, The Situation, and crew have leaped off the screen and into our real lives with public and club appearances, are reports of their wanton ways going to screw up MTV's newest hit? Maybe.

Jersey Shore: The Wild Animals of Atlantic City

Brian Moylan · 01/15/10 12:41PM

For the most important sociological experiment of our time, we must observe our seven guidos not only in environments they are comfortable in, but abroad as well. Still, it as in their native habitat where they truly flourish.

Jersey Shore: Warfare

Brian Moylan · 01/08/10 01:21PM

The guidos of coastal New Jersey can't really be called a peace-loving tribe, but when battle is done, it is usually for good reason and because one party is provoked. Sometimes it's just cause they're drunk. Either way—fascinating.