When officials came to arrest 28-year-old Floridian Casey Molter for the thorough dismantling he'd just given his girlfriend's '97 Altima, he told them he'd done it because she was a "spiritual person" who could "tell a person about their dreams." Her latest vision, he added, was a little heavy on the dead grandma dildo sex.

At the crossroads of disturbing and adorable lies the YouTube video "kid finds mums dildo."

While speaking with a guest on the subject of climate change, CNN International anchor Jonathan Mann got a bit hot and bothered himself.

On the latest episode of his popular YouTube toy review show, toy collector Hendrik Ball features four unusual toy guns he's been holding on to since the mid-80s.

An Oklahoma man is demanding an apology and the termination of a Tractor Supply Company employee after he received a "threatening dildo" in the mail following a confrontation at a local Tractor Supply store last year.

Guess who has at least one thumb and got a vibrating dildo stuck up his ass? Twitter user televised snowmang.

Doctors in Shanghai are reiterating a warning to consumers to use sex toys as directed after a man arrived at Zhongshan Hospital with a nine-inch dildo that had been stuck inside him for five days.

Christopher Bridgeman and Martin Borger, a gay couple from Virginia, are suing United/Continental Airlines for "intentional infliction of emotional distress, invasion of privacy, and negligence" after airline employees allegedly removed a dildo from their luggage, covered it in "greasy foul-smelling" lubricant, taped it to the top of the bag, and then sent it around the baggage carousel for all to see.

Virginia Congressional candidate Krystal Ball writes of those who posted her dildo-sucking naughty Santa pictures: "They wanted me to feel like a whore. They wanted me to collapse in a ball of embarrassment and to hang my head in shame."

I hate TMZ, truly, I do. But I hate pudgy rich homicide-victim-in-waiting Brandon Davis even more. So here's the sniveling little shit dropping the N-bomb.