• Big ol' pictures of the eye-meltingly pretty new LES — thanks, Hollywood! [Curbed]
• You want to stop by Kate Spade's place tonight? Here's her address. [Planet Gordon]
• Even the inexplicably still-employed David Spade ought to know better than to piss off Robert Blake — while he's going back in to get his gun, someone could get hurt! [CC Insider]
• Those Observer bastards just outed William Li, effectively ending his career. [Media Mob]

The NY Times heralds the arrival of of The Showbiz Show with David Spade [Ed.note—Premiering tonight—what, you haven't been reading the banner ads littering this site? Tinseltown is finally being ripped a new one!] with a delightful mix of fawning, playful mussing of the rascal host's hair, and unrepentant blowjoberry. As you've been told time and time again, the show will be The Daily Show for Hollywood, an idea seemingly so obvious that Comedy Central was flummoxed that the concept hadn't been tried previously:

A reader reports on last night's action at Koi, the location most likely to be sucked into a black hole once the universe finally rights the useless-celebrity equilibrium. Highlights: Nicky Hilton! Nicole Richie! Suge Knight! A motorcycle accident involving David Spade's car! The smell of brimstone as Lucifer himself was fellated by an agent from William Morris! OK, we may or may not have made up that last one. The report follows after the jump.