Tonight—at 8:00 PM on ABC, and for two *live* hours—the remaining 11 celebrities from this season of Dancing with the Stars will sashay on the ballroom floor for the judges' scores and your votes. Your open thread, inside.

Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino banked 5 million last year, but he's worked hard for it. On Lopez Tonight, he divulges on his experience on Dancing With the Stars and also shares an (un)surprising David Hasselhoff story.

Levi Johnston says he missed on-again-off-again girlfriend Bristol Palin's debut on Dancing with the Stars because he was "too busy studying politics" for his upcoming mayoral run. If he's studying like he prepared for his Playgirl shoot, he's doomed.

Something very sad happened on last night's DWTS—David Hasselhoff was eliminated from the competition during the show's first week! We suppose it makes sense, as the vote is up to American voters—not German Hoff fanatics. Farewell video inside!

Bristol Palin made her long-awaited Dancing with the Stars debut tonight. She danced the Cha-Cha-Cha! She did not do it well! Yes, it turns out Palin is about as good at dancing as she is at using contraception. Watch inside.

Are you ready? Ready for yet another season of Dancing with the Stars? If so, you're in luck: tonight, at 8:00 PM ET on ABC, the season kicks off with a two-hour premiere event! More inside, plus your open thread.

The View hosts were "quaking with excitement" over the newly-announced Dancing With the Stars cast. Barbara Walters, rolling her eyes, demanded to know why Bristol Palin is "a star? She's a seventeen-year-old who got pregnant and wasn't married." Video inside.

Bristol Palin's Dancing with the Stars outfit: Revealed. Whoopi Goldberg bought a huge Michael Jordan, Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick say everything's chill. A Playboy Playmate might sue Spencer Prat! Monday's Gossip Roundup is a labor of love.

We already know who's going to be hoofing on ABC's Dancing with the Stars, but just how big of a payday is waiting for the likes of Bristol Palin and The Situation? It's less than you think.

Dancing With the Stars, ABC's reality competition about alleged celebrities, who dance, has announced the cast for its 11th season, which premieres in late September. But who are these "stars"? And what, exactly, are they "famous" for?

ABC unveiled the new cast of "stars" for DWTS tonight, and it was about as ridiculous as you might imagine. We already knew that the Situation and Bristol Palin were signed on; who else is Hollywood regurgitating this year?

America's most famous unwed mother Bristol Palin has been confirmed as a castmember on the next season of Dancing with the Stars. Wouldn't it be awesome if rumored fellow castmate The Situation started dating her? Mommy Sarah would hate that!

Jersey Shore quote machine The Situation has reportedly signed up for ABC's Dancing with the Stars. With that gig, he'll probably make even more than the shocking $5 million he'll pull in this year. Where does the cash come from?

The latest news about the revamp of the American Idol judging panel is that over-demanding J.Lo is out as a replacement for Ellen DeGeneres. Now's the time to ask: Why do we even bother having judges in the first place?

The final three contestants of Dancing with the Stars performed the dreaded freestyle number yesterday. It gives the dancers a chance to get creative… Erin Andrews and Nicole Scherzinger got a little too creative for their own good.

It's that time again! Tonight—from 8:00 to 9:00 PM ET on ABC—this season's three remaining Dancing with the Stars hopefuls will sashay across the ballroom for the judges' scores and your votes. More inside, plus your open thread.

On tonight's Dancing with the Stars, a newly-sexualized Miley Cyrus performed her latest single, "Can't Be Tamed," live for the first time. There was a birdcage, some haystacks and lots of ~flair~. Not so much clothing. Or singing. Video inside.

It's that time again! Tonight—from 8:00 to 9:30 PM ET on ABC—this season's four remaining Dancing with the Stars hopefuls will sashay across the ballroom for the judges' scores and your votes. More inside, plus your open thread.

Lots of people flipped out over the Wall Street Journal's decision to run a photo of Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan playing softball. Were they trying to imply she's a lesbian? Every extracurricular activity comes with a stereotype.

It's that time again! Tonight—from 8:00 to 10:00 PM ET on ABC—this season's five remaining Dancing with the Stars hopefuls will sashay across the ballroom for the judges' scores and your votes. More inside, plus your open thread.