dads

George W. Bush Is the Father of the Year

Tom Scocca · 06/21/15 02:35PM

On the morning of the Father of the Year Awards Luncheon, I ran out of bread enough to even make cinnamon toast for my children, and I ended up serving them some Chocolate Chex and the last apple in the house. Not that I was going there to win Father of the Year. I was merely going to watch.

Report: Chris Brown Is a Father

Hudson Hongo · 03/03/15 11:05PM

With songs like "Back to the Crib" and "Wet the Bed," Chris Brown has long alluded to his desire to become a parent, but a new report from TMZ says the singer got his wish a full nine months ago, siring a beautiful baby girl.

This Asshole Son Conducts a Great Clinic On How to Scare Your Dad

Adam Weinstein · 05/19/14 04:10PM

Ponder now the mysteries of the primordial kinship between father and his male offspring. Some fish; some have a catch. Some dads have heart attacks and shit their pants when their sons go on a sustained campaign to scare them. This is one of those father-son relationships.

Adorable Dad Learns He's Going to Be a Grandpa

Jay Hathaway · 04/25/14 08:23AM

Even the sourest among us can probably muster some happy tears for this older man who just found out his life is about to change in the nicest way possible.

Various Iterations of Your Dad Are Now In Fashion

Dayna Evans · 03/01/14 03:43PM

Your dad in the 90s. Your dad in his den with a bag of chocolate-covered pretzels. Your dad when he met your mom at Club Ipanema in 1971. Like a choose-your-own-adventure edition of staying #ontrend, fashion is now easier than ever. Just take a page from pa's lookbook—casual, unfussy, and now replete with swaths of porny chest hair.