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Former Speaker John Boehner Weighs in on the Implosion of the Republican Party
Melissa Cronin · 03/12/16 11:45AMTrue Detective Celebrates Father's Day by Threatening to Fuck Your Dad
Hudson Hongo · 06/21/15 10:45PMGeorge W. Bush Is the Father of the Year
Tom Scocca · 06/21/15 02:35PMReport: Chris Brown Is a Father
Hudson Hongo · 03/03/15 11:05PMMalia and Sasha Obama Are Over the Stupid White House Turkey Pardon
Max Read · 11/26/14 06:59PMDad Told You Not to Microwave That Glow Stick, You Ding-a-Ling
Jay Hathaway · 11/10/14 02:55PMSome ding-a-ling microwaved a glow stick, even though his dad told him not to. Dummy!
This Baby Was Bred to Pilot a MechWarrior Robot Halloween Costume
Jay Hathaway · 10/31/14 04:00PMMiserable Concert Dads Finally Get the Tribute They Deserve
Gabrielle Bluestone · 09/14/14 09:05PMBrian Williams "Reports" His Daughter Allison's Casting in Peter Pan
Aleksander Chan · 07/30/14 08:24PMAllison Williams must be so embarrassed right now. Her dad, Brian, "reported" on the NBC Nightly News tonight her casting in NBC's forthcoming live production of Peter Pan. "Family members confirm that she's been rehearsing for this role since the age of three and they look forward to seeing her fly," he said on-air.
Southwest Kicks Dad and Kids Off Flight After Tweeting Complaint
Aleksander Chan · 07/23/14 08:32PMDuff Watson claims that he and his two daughters were forced off their Southwest Airlines flight from Denver to Minneapolis after he tweeted a complaint about the agent at the gate. Only after all three had exited the plane and the agent watched Watson delete the tweet were they allowed back on the plane. The agent apparently told him that his tweet constituted a security threat.
Every Time He Gets a Tattoo, This Guy Films His Dad's Reaction
Jay Hathaway · 06/16/14 01:10PMJoshua has 5 tattoos and counting, and his dad doesn't approve. Every time he gets some new ink, he shows his dad and films the disappointed reaction. Aw, geez.
Minor Leaguer Hits His First Home Run of the Year, Right to His Dad
Jay Hathaway · 05/27/14 08:46AMIggy Azalea's "Fancy" Gets the Dad Lip Dub Treatment
Aleksander Chan · 05/22/14 07:50AM"Fancy," by America's current favorite Australian drag queen and agitator Iggy Azalea (and Charli XCX), is currently the number two song in the country. If you somehow still doubt the song's pervasive hook, know that it has officially been affirmed as mainstream by its canonization in the Dad Lip Dub Video genre of YouTube videos.
This Asshole Son Conducts a Great Clinic On How to Scare Your Dad
Adam Weinstein · 05/19/14 04:10PMPonder now the mysteries of the primordial kinship between father and his male offspring. Some fish; some have a catch. Some dads have heart attacks and shit their pants when their sons go on a sustained campaign to scare them. This is one of those father-son relationships.
Dad With Alzheimer's Gets His Speech Back When He Sees His Dog
Jay Hathaway · 04/25/14 10:34AMAdorable Dad Learns He's Going to Be a Grandpa
Jay Hathaway · 04/25/14 08:23AMEven the sourest among us can probably muster some happy tears for this older man who just found out his life is about to change in the nicest way possible.
Various Iterations of Your Dad Are Now In Fashion
Dayna Evans · 03/01/14 03:43PMYour dad in the 90s. Your dad in his den with a bag of chocolate-covered pretzels. Your dad when he met your mom at Club Ipanema in 1971. Like a choose-your-own-adventure edition of staying #ontrend, fashion is now easier than ever. Just take a page from pa's lookbook—casual, unfussy, and now replete with swaths of porny chest hair.
Judge Rules Craigslist Sperm Donor Must Pay Child Support
Taylor Berman · 01/24/14 09:41AMSteal All of Your Father's Clothes; Dads Are “In” for Fall
Caity Weaver · 07/25/13 11:21AMThis week, the New York Times made great strides in establishing itself as the paper of record of butts, publishing not one but two articles dedicated to the issue. One was about how men crave plump, juicy booties to fill out their dad jeans. The other: an ode to the dad jeans themselves, filled to bursting with men's plump, juicy booties.