Dad Told You Not to Microwave That Glow Stick, You Ding-a-Ling
Some ding-a-ling microwaved a glow stick, even though his dad told him not to. Dummy!
Of course it exploded, all over his clothes, his face, and his beautiful, awesome shirt. It burns? Well, no shit! Dad told you not to microwave it. Is he ever right about anything? Do you ever listen, Jack? Ever?
Yeah, now you're sorry. You're always sorry after.
