With songs like "Back to the Crib" and "Wet the Bed," Chris Brown has long alluded to his desire to become a parent, but a new report from TMZ says the singer got his wish a full nine months ago, siring a beautiful baby girl.

According to the site, the girl's mother is a 31-year-old former model named Nia who remains on "very good terms" with the famously agreeable recording artist. The two are reportedly not involved romantically, but Brown is said to be happy about being a dad.

Congratulations to Papa Brown and his long, thin, apparently functional dick.

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