Lauryn Hill was sentenced to three months in prison today for failing to pay taxes on about $1 million in income. The IRS: Ready or not, here they come, you can't hide. They're gonna fiiiiiiind you, and send you to jail.

Meet Lt. Col. Jeff Krusinski. Lt. Col. Krusinksi is the head of the Air Force’s Sexual Assault Prevention and Response Program. This weekend, Lt. Col. Krusinksi was arrested for—you guessed it—sexual assault.

A man stepped out for a cigarette and was repeatedly shot by mystery gunmen in San Francisco's Sunnydale neighborhood.

A member of the white supremacist prison gang the Peckerwoods was convicted last Friday of murdering his house guest, a registered sex offender, because his membership in the Peckerwoods required him to attack any person of the same race who had a history of child molestation.

A Georgia woman accused of striking another woman's car decided to up the ante by ramming into her victim's husband and taking him for a 2-mile ride — clinging to the hood of her car.

Noted monkey abandoner Justin Bieber was reportedly attacked Sunday night during a concert in Dubai.

Illinois resident Erin James was caught speeding early Friday morning after she spent a night out celebrating getting her driver's licence back after a DUI arrest. She was drunk this time, too.

He knew it was risky business, but a 14-year-old from Prospect Heights, Illinois, decided to take advantage of his parents' absence by hiring a prostitute over the Internet.

As a followup to yesterday's terrific arrest footage of proud American citizen Reese Witherspoon, TMZ has posted more footage from that fateful night. In this one, you can hear her say the immortal (albeit previously imprecisely quoted) words, "My name is Reese Witherspoon. It will be in the national news, I just wanna let you know." She was correct, and how — almost two weeks later, this thing just keeps coming up. On yesterday's Good Morning America, she called this outburst "crazy." Indeed. Like a fox.

A rivalry between two kindergartens in China took a lethal turn after the principal of one kindergarten allegedly killed two girls who attend the other kindergarten by lacing their yogurt with rat poison.

Just hours after her first post-jail interview aired on Good Morning America, the police video taken during Reese Witherspoon's arrest has emerged. It's even better than you could have expected.

Police arrested a woman Tuesday after she allegedly slipped two "tainted" bottles of orange juice into the drink fridge at a San Jose Starbucks. Authorities charged her with attempted murder, saying the bottles contained a "lethal dose" of rubbing alcohol. How much is that, exactly? Glad you asked.

Two young, maybe-brothers learned at least two valuable lessons Sunday night. Ranked in order of importance, those lessons are: 1) don't be a creep and spy on women (or anyone) in the bathroom and 2) don't crawl across ceiling tiles, especially if you're spying on women in the bathroom. Alas, the confusingly named suspects, Eduard Petrovich Kovynev, 26, and Eduard Alexander Kovynev, 27, had to learn those lessons the hard way and, as a result, were arrested.

Admitted recreational marijuana smoker Barack Obama is still letting the Justice Department harass established San Francisco medical pot dispensaries out of business, with the 15-year-old Hemp Center in the Richmond District the latest to be threatened by the feds.

Police in St. Petersburg arrested a very confused individual on Sunday after he allegedly phoned 911 over 80 times in a row to order food and drugs.

A humble pedestrian was strolling down Burgundy St. in New Orleans last Saturday around 5 AM, when he was suddenly approached by a shotgun-wielding robber who demanded he hand over his money.

The woman accused of cutting off her husband's penis and throwing it into the garbage disposal was found guilty of torture and aggravated mayhem on Monday. She'll be sentenced June 28.

Not even The Onion could make up a more Florida story than the real-life misadventures of one William Daniel Lloyd, AKA Florida Man.

On April 9, a delivery driver for Papa John's in Atlanta was stepping out of his car when two gunmen approached him. They demanded his car and took off, leaving the driver alone with his pizza. But instead of fleeing the scene or immediately calling the police, the driver did the honorable thing – he walked the pizza to the house that ordered it, accepted his payment, and then ran to get help.

A substitute homeroom teacher in Seoul was recently terminated for allegedly masturbating in front of high school students after allegedly hitting one of them for listening to music in class.