Florida Man Phones 911 Dozens of Times to Order Kool-Aid and Weed
Police in St. Petersburg arrested a very confused individual on Sunday after he allegedly phoned 911 over 80 times in a row to order food and drugs.
"The defendant admitted to calling 911 because he 'wanted Kool-Aid, burgers and weed to be delivered to him,'" a St. Pete officer wrote in the affidavit.
Jarvis Sutton was subsequently charged with misusing the 911 system.
On the way to jail, Sutton, still famished from having never received his order, apparently began to gnaw on the foam-covered metal caging that divided the police cruiser.
The 34-year-old remained behind bar yesterday in lieu of $150 bail.