crime

Hamilton Nolan · 10/02/13 04:11PM

In Chicago today, "The billionaire who created Beanie Babies broke down crying." Does it really matter why?

Marine Arrested for Arranging Incestuous Sex with Minors

Lacey Donohue · 10/01/13 07:10PM

U.S. Marine Stephen Lewis, a private first class stationed at Camp Pendleton in southern California, was arrested two weeks ago after arranging to have sex with an entire family: a man, his 12-year-old son, and his 11-year-old daughter. The only problem with this plan (aside from everything) was that he arranged for the meeting with an undercover Department of Homeland Security agent on the incest website family4love.com (note: these agents are “essential” employees during the shutdown).

Man Named Fudge Arrested for Stealing Desserts

Lacey Donohue · 09/30/13 07:45PM

From experience, I know having a suggestive adjective as a first name can lead to a lot of teasing, but at least I’m not Conor P. Fudge, the man accused of stealing ice cream and cakes from a Cold Stone Creamery store in Iowa City, Iowa. 25-year-old Fudge will never live down the fact that he was caught on camera stealing all sorts of ice cream, cakes, cash, and hopefully some mix-ins (the good mix-ins, not the gummy bears that freeze the second they hit the ice cream) from his former employer.

Cord Jefferson · 09/27/13 01:08PM

Just two weeks after getting into an altercation with his estranged wife, during which he smashed her iPad and punched her father in the face, George Zimmerman is now being accused of stealing furniture and a television from his mother-in-law. Typical thug behavior.

Why Is This Man Smiling? He's Very Drunk.

Camille Dodero · 09/26/13 10:52AM

Monday was not the best day of David Marshall's life. By six p.m., the 38-year-old from Jonesboro, Arkansas was so obliterated that he'd passed out in an apartment-complex parking lot and the neighbors had to call the cops. This was not a good reason to smile. So what was?