Coming late to the Twitter world does not mean anything to Craig Ferguson. His Twitter jingle beats out all other jingles that have been tattooed onto our brains and surely the ones that have yet to be written.

The greatest mayor of Cincinnati (not yet, Mark L. Mallory) knows when he's needed and isn't afraid to help out a fellow TV personality when they're feeling down. Let's go to the tape!

A rumored Diddy-J.Lo sex tape may not exist, but enters court proceedings anyway; Katy Perry used Google to figure out when Russell Brand would propose; We Are the World: Haiti Edition records, Gerard Butler jokes about being gay. Tuesday gossip!

If it wasn't clear before, it is now: David Letterman hates Jay Leno. Letterman repeatedly destroyed Leno on his show tonight, implying he's a thief and all-around bad guy. And while O'Brien made fun of NBC, Leno took personal digs.

Jay finally makes an attempt to explain his side of the story, Dave retaliates against Leno, and Conan sings of NBC's incompetence and puts himself on Craigslist. Gawker.TV's Matt Cherette was up all night clipping the best parts.

Tonight, Jay Leno spoke seriously on the NBC late night controversy for the first time, skirting blame and saying, "Conan's show... was not doing well." Later, David Letterman continued his Leno-bashing, while O'Brien further took NBC to task. Videos inside.

Following yesterday's late night melee, we wondered: after four nights of infighting, would détente emerge this evening? Nope! Conan O'Brien embarrassed NBC in the best way ever, Jay Leno personally attacked David Letterman, Jimmy Kimmel mocked everyone, and much more.

Each of the late night hosts responded in their own way to Conan's statement yesterday that he won't follow Jay Leno. Jokes were made, jabs thrown, insults flew — and Matt Cherette was busy clipping at Gawker TV. Here's a rundown:

In case you missed it, last night Matt Cherette was busy posting clips of Jay Leno, Conan O'Brien, David Letterman and Craig Ferguson addressing the NBC latenight shakeup. Must See TV for people who like watching brickbats tossed at Jeff Zucker!

Conan O'Brien has officially gone rogue. On the heels of Friday's unusually harsh monologue, O'Brien went after the network that screwed him even harder tonight. Also: David Letterman and Craig Ferguson chimed in with some NBC/Leno digs of their own.

So there're lots of little newslet bits coming out today about the Jay Leno-NBC-Conan kerfuffle. It's impossible to keep up with all of them, so we'll just say this: While an interesting media story, who really cares about late night?

Not all of the Late Night hosts are afraid to talk about NBC's scheduling mess. Craig Ferguson dedicated his entire opening segment to the issue at hand and demonstrates how much of a good sport he really is.

Our eyes! Last night, Kathy Griffin visited Craig Ferguson's show and gave us all an undesirable holiday treat: her crotch, sans panties. CBS made sure to censor the crap out of her nether-regions, but somehow we're still scarred.

Betty White, a regular on The Late, Late Show With Craig Ferguson, came on last night dressed as Santa Claus. What came out of her mouth, however, was not so PG-rated. Ganja-talk, parties, and euphemisms to male anatomy? Oh my!

Today at Gawker.TV, the cast of Jersey Shore sullies the story of the First Christmas by reenacting it themselves, Jason Segel's puppet-centric Rock Opera, MTV's Teen Mom, and a bastardized new version of Let's Make a Deal.

Some of us forgot Sarah Marshall (See what I did there?), but those that refused forgetfulness lauded over Jason Segel's Dracula's Lament. Much like a vampire, Segel's puppet driven rock opera lives beyond expectation on Craig Ferguson's 1000th episode.

It is en vogue to say that Craig Ferguson is the best late night host on TV right now. And for good reason. He uses a reptilian puppet to interview his guests.

The news keeps getting better and better for NBC's Jay Leno experiment. Not only are Jay's own ratings falling to unimaginable low depths, sinking affiliates' news shows, but now the bottom is falling out on the rest of the line-up.

Martha tries to spruce up Jay's ratings, Ed Norton joins Jimmy Kimmell, while most other hosts take the week off. What a bunch of deadbeats! We've got your rundown of what to watch tonight.

Looking to boost your talk show's ratings and prestige? Just book Barack Obama. About 7.2 million people tuned in to watch Obama's chit-chat with David Letterman last night, the sort-of funny man's biggest night in four years.