Parody newspaper the Onion is set to launch two half-hour comedies this year, the first of which premiered last night on Comedy Central. Onion Sports Dome is a show which mocks both sports and sports media.

Tosh.0 came back with a Web Redemption of Antoine Dodson and a string of rape jokes. Tosh also made fun of Pittsburgh Steeler Ben Roethlisberger, and introduced his newest game, "Is he retarded?" Watch inside.

Tonight, Jon Stewart opened The Daily Show with a segment about today's Verizon iPhone announcement. He's excited about having Apple's golden product on a different network! Why? Well, because he may actually be able to make calls now. Watch inside.

Tonight, Jon Stewart opened with a segment about Saturday's deadly shooting in Arizona, and immediately noted that he didn't know what to say about it/how to process it. Notwithstanding, his speech that followed was incredibly heartfelt and insightful. Watch inside.

On tonight's Daily Show, Jon Stewart opened with a segment about the 108th Congress. Specifically, Stewart lambasted curmudgeonly bigot John McCain for his increasingly angry, insane rhetoric. Then, Stewart fought with a puppet version of McCain. The entertaining bit, inside.

Yesterday, the Republican National Committee held a debate between its prospective future chairpersons. As we pointed out, things didn't go too well! Tonight, Jon Stewart took the plethora of schadenfreude-filled content form the debacle and had at it. Watch inside.

Tonight, Stephen Colbert gave a "Tip of [His] Hat" to the doomed Spider-Man broadway musical for, well, selling tons of tickets even though its actors keep getting injured. Then, Colbert called on other plays to violently follow suit. Watch inside.

Tonight, The Daily Show returned from hiatus with an opening segment about President Obama's recent legislative victories under fire. During it, Jon Stewart compared Obama to Star Wars' Luke Skywalker, before many subsequent—and equally awesome—trilogy-related references. Watch inside.

Jon Stewart blasted Republicans on Monday for blocking legislation to provide health care benefits to 9/11 first responders (video). Tonight—his last show of the year—Stewart continued his criticism of Congress and the media for ignoring the issue.

This month, the FBI issued a warning about how pedophiles could use the new "Video Girl" Barbie doll—the one with an embedded camera—to prey on children. Tonight, Jon Stewart mocked the media for giving predators ideas. Watch inside.

Tonight, Stephen Colbert revealed that his June tweet about BP's oil spill was retweeted more than any other this year. Then, Twitter co-founder Biz Stone came on stage to present Colbert with the first ever "Golden Tweet Award." Watch inside.

Tonight, Jon Stewart opened The Daily Show with another harsh—and funny—segment about President Obama. Stewart spouted off a laundry list of Obama's "mistakes," before zeroing in on his biggest one: letting Bill Clinton take over a press briefing.

Tonight, Jon Stewart opened with an impassioned rant against Republicans for blocking a Congressional bill that would've provided health care for 9/11 first responders. Stewart then implored the GOP to never again exploit the attacks for political gain. Watch inside.

Tonight, Jon Stewart tackled the increasingly prominent issue of, well, the fact that President Obama is pissed off. Obama's pissed off at Republicans, obviously, but—as Stewart pointed out—it seems he hates his own supporters now, too! Watch inside.

Today the network unveiled a new logo, one that Splitsider claims is it's first in over a decade. Inside, watch a promotional video that features the logo, clips from their shows, and highlights Comedy Central's new iPad app.

Steve Martin appeared on The Colbert Report to discuss his new book, and Colbert surprised him with a pop quiz—on art. Martin does reasonably well, if one correct answer constitutes "reasonably well." Watch the action unfold inside.

Tonight, Jon Stewart opened The Daily Show with a segment about the recent deal in Congress, aided by President Obama, that extended the Bush-era tax cuts. Specifically, Stewart mocked Democrats and Obama for their hyperbolic vilification of Republicans. Watch inside.

Yesterday, Democrat and Republican lawmakers—guided by President Obama—reached a deal that extended tax cuts for all Americans (including the rich). Congress also agreed to continue its spending. Tonight, Jon Stewart pointed out the inherent incongruence of this.

On tonight's Report, Stephen Colbert saluted Cosmopolitan for its recent—and surprising—expansion into the Mongolian market. Then, Colbert offered up some sardonic wisdom for the publishing industry—just break into the few markets that don't know you're dying! Watch inside.

Tonight, Jon Stewart noted that the city of Tulsa, Oklahoma changed the name of its winter parade to include "Holiday" instead of "Christmas." Then, he played a disturbingly comical video of Fox News' Gretchen Carlson's outrage over the name change.