Watch out world, there's a new diva in town. Or should I say divo. His name is Alex Pettyfer and he wants what he wants when he wants it. Also today: lots of news about TV pilots, including the casting of a lead on a Shonda Rhimes show, plus Charlie Sheen agrees to cough up some cash.

This week, news that Bill O'Reilly had issued a challenge to atheists to explain how the moon got here—after being told that it, not God, controls the tides—was laughed at by many. Tonight, Stephen Colbert joined the chorus.

At the beginning of tonight's Daily Show, something seemed different. Oh, yeah: Justin Bieber was in Jon Stewart's seat! Huh. As it turns out, they'd switch bodies—or something—and had to act on a spell to make things right.

Tonight, Jon Stewart broke down the latest developments (well, as of this afternoon) in the Egypt situation, from President Hosni Mubarak's defiant speech, to the recent outbreak of violence by pro-Mubarak thugs, to the attack on Anderson Cooper, and more!

Tonight Tosh went all American with his Web Redemption of Natalie Gilbert; the girl who forgot the words to the National Anthem at an NBA game in 2003, and finished it with the help of Mo Cheeks.

Tonight, Jon Stewart confronted the conflicting view of many conservatives that America is both 1) the greatest country ever and 2) in deep trouble/not as good as many other countries. They're political hypochondriacs! (Glenn Beck is the worst of them.)

On tonight's Daily Show, Jon Stewart began to respond to Sarah Palin's idiotic response to President Obama's State of the Union address. As he did, though, Stewart realized—and then explained with evidence—that Palin may be... a Russian spy?!

Last week, Jon Stewart exposed Fox News' hypocritical use of Nazi comparisons at the same time they condemn them. Bill O'Reilly was not happy with that! Tonight, Stewart responded to—and knocked the f*ck down—O'Reilly's explanation to/attack against him.

On tonight's Report, Stephen Colbert declared that he was inspired by yesterday's State of the Union address by President Obama—and especially the part about "winning the future." So, Colbert stayed up all night inventing things! His creations, inside.

Tonight, Jon Stewart opened with his analysis of last night's State of the Union Address by President Obama—and he delivered. Inside, watch three highlights from Stewart's segment, about our "Sputnik moment," audience member Kathy Proctor, and Michele Bachmann.

Recently, Indianapolis, Indiana's FOX 59 station—inspired by the story of "Golden Voice" Ted Williams—decided to roam the streets and find a local homeless person with his/her own hidden talent. Tonight, Jon Stewart sardonically criticized the exploitative, tacky report.

Last week, Many Fox News commentators condemned Congressman Steve Cohen's GOP lawmakers/Nazi comparison. When Megyn Kelly was told that many on her own network have done the same thing, she denied it. Tonight, Jon Stewart proved Kelly wrong. Way wrong.

Yesterday, talk radio king Rush Limbaugh made headlines for his racist impersonation of Chinese President Hu Jintao. Tonight, Stephen Colbert humorously recapped the debacle, before begging Limbaugh not to steal the only racist impression that he's good at. Watch inside.

Tonight, Jon Stewart used Congressman Steve Cohen (D-TN) as an example of the propensity for lawmakers to refer to/suggest that those who disagree with them or lie about something are Nazis. Then, Stewart called for an end to the madness.

Glenn Beck appeared on Today this morning to defend his violent rhetoric, telling Meredith Vieira that he was only joking—just like Jon Stewart! Tonight, Stewart tried to make sense of the comparison before inviting Beck on his show.

Last night, Sarah Palin whined to Sean Hannity about how she still feels attacked/blamed for the Arizona shooting. Sigh. SIGH. Tonight, Jon Stewart picked apart Palin's interview and, once again, exposed her and her ridiculous, undying victim complex. Watch inside.

Remember that creepy audition tape Brian Atene sent Stanley Kubrik in 1984? Well, Tosh got him an actual acting gig on Cougartown in tonight's Web Redemption!

On Friday, Michael Steele was defeated in his effort to lead the Republican National Committee for another term. Worse, he lost to a guy named Reince Priebus! Tonight, Jon Stewart summarized the day's events—and mocked Steele—in farcical fashion.

As we learned earlier, everyone wasn't happy with last night's memorial service for the victims of the Arizona shooting. And by "everyone," I mean Fox News. Tonight, Jon Stewart knocked down the network's ridiculous criticism of the event. Watch inside.

Tonight, Jon Stewart continued to reflect on Saturday's deadly Arizona shooting by highlighting a couple of proposed (and reactionary) laws aimed at preventing it from happening again—though one is just "saying 'Fuck you!' to Sarah Palin." Watch inside.