Jersey Shore jackanape The Situation was resoundingly booed at Comedy Central's roast of Donald Trump. However, most of his jokes were too tasteless and lousy to make it to air. What ended up on the cutting room floor?

Guess what! The Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump aired tonight. Among the roasters was Jersey Shore star The Situation, who just completely, totally, utterly bombed. How bad was he? The crowd almost didn't let him finish—seriously!

Tonight, Stephen Colbert discussed probable Republican Presidential candidate Newt Gingrich. Colbert noted that Gingrich must "explain his past positions; specifically, why those positions were so often on top of women who weren't his wife." That was just the beginning.

On last night's Daily Show, Jon Stewart pointed out the hypocrisy of Congressman Peter King's crusade against Muslim Americans, considering his ties to terrorist group the IRA. Tonight, Stewart picked apart King's response to the accusations. They didn't wash.

On tonight's Report, Stephen Colbert—with his forehead still adorned with ash—decided that he'd give up Catholicism for Lent. Interesting! Then, Colbert decided to take up Judaism. And then, he gave up "not eating bacon" for Jewish Lent.

On the day President Obama was inaugurated, he promised to close the detainment center at Guantanamo Bay in one year's time. That never happened. Yesterday, it was announced that Obama would resume trials at Gitmo! Here's Jon Stewart's take.

Rep. Peter King recently stated that he would hold Congressional hearings to question American muslims who, he believed, hadn't done enough to stop terrorism. But what about King's own ties to the Irish Republican Army? Tonight, Jon Stewart investigated.

On tonight's Report, Stephen Colbert remarked that he'd been depressed for the last few days. Why? It turns out that Colbert's upset that he has to wait *four more days* for the new iPad—he wants it now!

On tonight's Daily Show, Tea Party Senator Rand Paul stopped by to chat with Jon Stewart. The most interesting portion of their discussion dealt with how much government regulation is too much. For Paul, the answer was, well, any!

On tonight's Report, Stephen Colbert lamented the fact that Ben & Jerry's gave Jimmy Fallon his own ice cream flavor, ending Colbert's late-night talk show host exclusivity. So, he declared war—and Fallon showed up. Jon Stewart, too!

You know how the GOP—and Fox News pundits, especially—is arguing that teachers in Wisconsin are overpaid/need to make concessions? What did those same people think/say about corrupt Wall Street bankers? Tonight, Jon Stewart gave us an answer.

On tonight's Daily Show, Jon Stewart took a few minutes to update us on the latest Libya-related developments. Namely, Stewart focused on delusional Libyan dictator Muammar el-Qaddafi and his increasingly insane, completely nonsensical defenses for keeping himself in power.

On tonight's Daily Show, Jon Stewart brought us the very first edition of "Indecision 2012." Namely, Stewart focused on Republican presidential candidates—or the lack thereof, so far—and, specifically, the many issues surrounding Mitt Romney and Sarah Palin.

On Monday, Jon Stewart overviewed the chaotic budget showdown underway in Wisconsin. Tonight, Stewart continued his assault on Governor Scott Walker, and especially his less-than-appropriate statements today to a prank caller he thought was billionaire Republican operative David Koch.

Last week, the House of Representatives voted to defund Planned Parenthood, mainly because it provides abortions, even though its federal funding can't go toward abortions. Tonight, Jon Stewart tackled that issue and poked fun at some famous anti-abortion Republicans.

Have you been interested in knowing what all that fighting between unions and the Republican governor in Wisconsin was about, but too busy to actually look anything up? If so, then it's your lucky day! Here's Jon Stewart's summary.

"Now I know why Venice is sinking—it is under the weight of Silvio Berlusconi's giant balls." So said Jon Stewart at the beginning of tonight's Daily Show, wherein he detailed the shocking, unrepentant behavior of Italy's Prime Minister.

On tonight's Daily Show—after bemoaning IBM-created Watson's Jeopardy! domination—Jon Stewart took on the task of balancing President Obama's $3.7 trillion budget. Before his attempt, though, Stewart was sure to point out hypocrisy on both sides of the aisle.

Tonight, Jon Stewart spent a few minutes discussing last week's Conservative Political Action Conference in Washington, DC. According to Stewart, it was basically one big—and incredibly bad—roast/stand-up comedy special, with tons of so-unfunny-they're-funny jokes by conservative favorites.

Tonight, Jon Stewart returned from vacation with a segment about the revolution in Egypt—or, more specifically, the media's reaction to it. From those trying to credit Twitter, to Fox News' post-revolution fear-mongering, and more, nobody was safe.