Stephen Colbert Warns America about Clothes-Drying Terrorists 2.03K Henry Baker 05/06/10 02:21AM Filed to: The Colbert Report The Colbert Report Stephen Colbert Comedy Central TV Comedy Video talk show tweet On tonight's Report, Stephen Colbert profiled a new kind of domestic threat: the unsightly presence of outdoor clothes lines. Watch in horror as Colbert illustrates how the fabric of America is hung out to dry.[The Colbert Report]