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Socialite Keels Over in the Middle of a Fashion Show in the Front Row
Brian Moylan · 02/16/12 11:15AMZelda Kaplan, the hard-partying 95-year-old socialite who has been a fixture of the New York scene since the '60s, collapsed right in the middle of the Joanna Mastroianni fashion show at Lincoln Center yesterday, just as the second model walked past her. She was later pronounced dead. This is the first time a fashion show has literally been deadly boring.
Cindy Adams Is Too Stupid to Understand Doorbells
Maureen O'Connor · 04/29/11 01:12PMCindy Adams Would Like to Give You a Lesson on Fashion
Brian Moylan · 04/01/11 12:52PMPants are too droopy, no one dresses up anymore, boys are dressed like girls, girls are dressed with boys. No, these aren't the latest posts on the Things Old People Like To Complain About Tumblr page. They're the complaints gossip dowager Cindy Adams included in a screed about Manhattan street style today: