Conan Proves Once Again That All Local News Is National
Not in the sense that what happens locally has national ramifications, but in the sense that every local news station around the country is reporting the exact same story. Line for line.
In a Christmas-themed edition of Conan's ongoing segment "Media Reacts," anchors from various local news stations try to mask the fact that they're all reading the same recycled copy by spicing it up with their own unique flair.
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