Right now! Signing autographs! Detective Mike Logan! Deets after the jump.

Noth is best known for his two quintessential New York parts: Law & Order's Mike Logan and Mr. Big on Sex and the City.

• Lindsay Lohan served 84 minutes in a Lynwood jail for her July DUI charges. [TMZ]
  

Yesterday's Page Six asks, "WHICH big TV star who dabbles in nightlife enterprise took his drunkeness to the next level? He was spotted sucking face with another guy in his car while hammered." Hmm! "Nightlife enterprise?" Well, we took a stab at it, now it's your turn.

• Among the shocking revelations from the lips of tragic former child star Lindsay Lohan's ex-bodyguard: "Dina often 'let her do whatever she wanted, just to keep her happy and working . . . [At her 16th birthday party] Lindsay drank whatever she wanted - I saw her drinking beer and mixed drinks with my own eyes [without Dina's intervention].'" Whoever would have guessed that such a thing was possible. [Page Six]
  

"What makes me really sick is how New York now looks like a bad imitation of Sex and the City. Meatpacking is a good example of just how fucked up it is. You can't have a city that's interesting where the only people living in it are rich," Chris Noth told New York mag, echoing his earlier anti-Meatpacking sentiments—you know, the ones we recently used to justify breaking our ban on stalker sightings of the hounddog-eyed 'star.' He's repetitive, yes, but the thing is, he just gets righter! We hereby officially lift the ban. But when you send your sightings, make sure not to identify Noth by his Sex and the City moniker, 'cause he totally hates that: "When people call me 'Mr. Big,' I can't help feeling a kind of contempt."

Big Regrets from Former Mr. Big [NYMag]

Since time immemorial—or May, 2005—Gawker has largely banned any mention of former Sex and the City star Chris Noth. This may have been cruel; it certainly was not senseless. Chris Noth is a man who likes to leave his house. He may not even have a house. He is a man who enjoys a drink with a pal, or, more likely, a pal who drinks. He is a man who likes to work out at Crunch, or at least he was. His giant head is extremely recognizable and stalkable. Law and Order: Criminal Intent or whatever the fuck it's called doesn't keep him that busy. And now we have perhaps erred by posting a recent Gawker Stalker sighting of the fella, for the first time in ages.

Excited about the debut of professional weasel Martin Short's Broadway laff-fest Fame Becomes Me? Of course you are, especially considering the nutty impromptu shenanigans involving whatever celeb is at the show on any given night. A tipster writes how his wife saw the in-previews show last night:

We're going to take a very, very brief break from our embargo on anything related to local sauce-sponge Chris Noth for the sake of an Overheard in New York eavesdropping:

· "4/23/03 6:15 p.m. Downtown N/R platform. The girl from Le Tigre. Not Kathleen Hanna, but the one who looks like a dude. She's shorter than I imagined."
· "1. Tuesday a very old looking Danny Glover in Barnes & Noble on East 86 Street. 2. Last night Winona Ryder by Thompkin's Square Park around 1 AM with three other people. 3. Molly Ringwald and Elizabeth Ashley walking on 44th Street by Broadway together. 4. Ethan Hawke by the Virgin Mega Store on Wednesday in Union Square"
· "The Carlson Twins, straight boy darlings of Abercrombie & Fitch, waltzing into Lotus last night to host (cough) last night's Out Magazine party. They quickly strutted in, posed for some photos and never were seen again. They are much shorter than you would them to be, though they had great skin! Practically every guy in the joint was wiping saliva from his lips. Word has it Madonna was supposed to show up too, but alas she wasn't in the hiz-ouse."