Among the shocking revelations from the lips of tragic former child star Lindsay Lohan's ex-bodyguard: "Dina often 'let her do whatever she wanted, just to keep her happy and working . . . [At her 16th birthday party] Lindsay drank whatever she wanted - I saw her drinking beer and mixed drinks with my own eyes [without Dina's intervention].'" Whoever would have guessed that such a thing was possible. [Page Six]
When Katie Couric karaokes, she picks lame singalong numbers like "Sweet Caroline" and "America The Beautiful." Boo. [Page Six]
Chris Noth will reprise his role as "Mr. Big" in the SATC movie, which will come in handy for those of you who still send in "sitings" of "Mr. Big" as if that is his actual name. [R&M, last item]
