Last night's Late Night brought us the latest in Time Life collections—"Charlie Sheen: Things I Said." Just as you guessed, it's a volume of all the whacked-out things that Charlie has said over the past week.

With a backlash brewing against the incessant media coverage of Charlie Sheen's breakdown, Sheen has made an uncannily savvy move: He's announced he's going to Haiti on a humanitarian mission with his buddy Sean Penn, who has practically been living there since the earthquake struck more than a year ago:

Haven't not had enough Charlie Sheen-isms and parodies? Bring it, you say? Here's another one for you then. Boom! Here's Charlie Sheen as Darth Vader, winning. Need we say more?

Celebrated actor and humble spirit Charlie Sheen already owns a large spread in Beverly Hills, but hey, what's one more mansion? So he's now in escrow on a $7.5 million pad in the same neighborhood. He's purchasing the home from Black Swan producer Mike Medavoy, but I'd imagine the psychological terror that Sheen brings to the place won't be quite as elegant as that of Natalie Portman's ballerina angst. No, it'll likely just be the regular old porn star coke freakouts and elevators full of tiger blood. Photos of Sheen's new home are above.

NMA, the company that brings you all those animated videos of recent scandals, just signed a five-year deal with SpikeTV to provide content for the cable channel. The first special in the works? Charlie Sheen's Winningest Moments, naturally.

Penelope Cruz is perhaps not a fan of her brother's new girlfriend. Charlie Sheen may be in contempt of court. Zac Efron might have caressed a gentleman caller's hand. Friday gossip lacks certainty, but makes up for it with dirt.

On tonight's Late Night—after his ice cream battle with Stephen Colbert—Jimmy Fallon played another Questlove-assisted game of "Remix the Clips," where he takes four viral videos and sets them to some hot beatz. Tonight: Charlie Sheen edition!

Charlie Sheen has signed up with Ad.ly, the company that sets up endorsement deals for celebs to promote on Twitter and Facebook. The company estimates Sheen could make $1 million a year. Just look at what he's already done for Tiger Blood!

Best Week Ever draws our attention to this clip from an interview with Brad Pitt in August, 2009. Maher tries to describe a certain "likability" by the American public, and ends up predicting America's response to Charlie Sheen's "winning" streak.

On tonight's Late Night—the show's second anniversary—Jimmy Fallon was busy! Not only did Fallon slow-jam the news with Brian Williams, but he also impersonated Charlie Sheen—brilliantly, to boot—in this ad for Sheen's new fragrance, "Winning." Tiger blood!

We're used to all sorts of crazy trends coming out of the world of pop culture, but the most recent one is incredibly alarming. What kind of world do we live in where anti-Semitism is not only acceptable, but the flavor of the moment?

900,000 people (myself included) are following Charlie Sheen's brand new Twitter account, which he created in the midst of a manic media blitz that caused him to lose his job. His craziness earned him a restraining order (from the ex-wife he went to jail for beating and threatening with a knife, who says he threatened to murder her this time), and caused state authorities to remove his children from his custody. Among the evidence presented in the custody battle: A text message announcing he "must execute" a "stoopid Jew pig."

The first problem with Piers Morgan's live interview with Charlie Sheen—a "squeaky bum moment," as Piers put it—was that Charlie didn't even show up until 5 minutes before they went live. From there, it was television gold.

From his promises to fix the country as the next President of the United States to his claims that Charlie Sheen's "not doing so badly" this morning—one could assume that The Donald just might be losing his touch.

Check out this video Slate put together of what a therapy session between Charlie Sheen and Jane Lynch would be like by dubbing some of Charlie's recent interviews over footage from Two and a Half Men.

In a live interview with Today, Charlie Sheen reacted to his ex-wife having police remove their two sons from his home.

Christina Aguilera's mugshot wasn't supposed to be released, but here it is, anyway. Scarlett Johansson gives Sean Penn a lap dance with her foot. Montana Fishburne narrowly avoids jailtime. Wednesday gossip sneaks forbidden peeks.

It was bound to happen, years in the making Charlie Sheen gets the mashup treatment set to Carlos Santana's I'm Winning.

What would Martin Sheen - as The West Wing's morally upstanding President Josiah Bartlett - have to say to his errant real-life son? Let's just say that he loves Charlie...but he's very disappointed.

It was only a matter of time before Charlie Sheen's antics landed themselves in a remixed rap. Congrats to Mac Lethal for making "An Ode to Charlie Sheen's Tiger Blood," and beating everyone to it.