Charlie Sheen is so winning that he didn't just file a lawsuit for $100 million against Warner Bros., which makes Two and a Half Men, but he did it for himself and the entire cast and crew. Oh, that Charlie. He's so generous!

Daniel Baldwin has had his fair share of problems when it comes to drugs and the media. Since this is Baldwin's area of expertise, Piers Morgan asks his friend if he believes Sheen is sober.

If we've learned one thing from this Charlie Sheen madness, it's that crazy provides endless inspiration for mash-ups and memes on the Internet. Here, Charlie Sheen is winning yet again, at Call of Duty: Black Ops.

Miley Cyrus snaps at a paparazzo. Christina Aguilera returns to the scene of her public intoxication. Lindsay Lohan prepares for her big day in court. Brangelina's children "turn violent." Thursday gossip wonders what Lindsay Lohan will wear to court today.

Funny or Die presents a new cooking show with the man of the moment. This is a very different kind of cooking show, for Charlie Sheen doesn't cook food, he wills it.

Move over Tina Fey, there's a new Sarah in town. And she just might take her clothes off. Or not. Probably not. Also today: more pilot news including a Who's the Boss update of sorts, more Survivor is coming your way, as is more Zach Braff.

Charlie Sheen takes his crazy to the Overlook Hotel for some solitude. But as you know, all work and no play makes Charlie a dull boy.

Charlie Sheen says he's "ready to call anyone for help," but is this just another senseless rant, or has his mania abated? Lindsay Lohan's maybe-stolen necklace hits the auction block. Amanda Seyfried gets Botox at 25. Wednesday gossip crashes into a deep depression.

On today's episode of The View, one of the "Hot Topics" was—duh—Charlie Sheen. After playing a clip of Sheen's manic webcast from last night, Barbara Walters got serious, remarking, "This man needs lithium. This man needs treatment."

Hey bitches and Kath-eters alike, I'm the new intern at Gawker. Here's my first journalistic assignment. Enjoy these photo captions. Oh, I'm on an Ambien, Adderall & the world's last remaining Quaalude.

Take Tom Cruise's leaked Scientology tape and mix in some of Charlie Sheen's choice words from the past week and what do you get? A video filled with so much crazy, you might need to re-evaluate your own sanity.

Charlie Sheen's bafflingly popular sitcom Two and a Half Men was put on ice for the rest of the season, but Warner Bros. just released a statement announcing Sheen's been "terminated...effective immediately." Are we finally rid of this show forever?

It's time to crank up your headphones at the office.

Thank you, Bill Maher. He brings up a good point about Sheen's disillusioned claims of greatness: "How can you be this cool if the central thing that you do is not that cool?"

This Charlie Sheen parody is quite a toe-tapper.

Who's the latest to hop on the Charlie Sheen Manic Episode Train, currently heading express to Someone Getting Seriously Hurt And Probably Dead? Yes, it's loudmouth billionaire Mark Cuban, owner of the Dallas Mavericks, who's apparently talking with Sheen about developing TV shows for Cuban's cable channel HDNet:

For about an hour last night, starting at 10pm, Charlie Sheen rambled live on UStream in a webshow called "Sheen's Korner." The most interesting thing about this embarrassing piece of crap was that, thanks to UStream's viewer display count, you could see people getting sick of Sheen in real time: At its peak, more than 100,000 people followed along as Sheen said whatever was on his mind and his buddies laughed at his unfunny jokes sycophantically. But as the broadcast ground on it shed thousands of users by the minute.

It's becoming increasingly apparent that Mummar Gadaffi and Charlie Sheen share the same strain of crazy. In this brilliant FOD mash up, watch the undeniably insane Libyan leader spout Sheenisms and still sound like ...himself.

• The Venice Beach jewelry store at the center of Lindsay Lohan's necklace theft case has sold the surveillance tape that purportedly shows Lilo stealing the $2,500 necklace. This will likely screw up the trial, but Entertainment Tonight's going to play the video on Monday anyway. They've already released a few teaser stills, where Lindsay is seen trying on stuff at the jewelry store. According to the video's official website (yes, it exists) "The tapes speak for themselves." Are theft tapes the new sex tapes? [Radar]

Those who were fortunate enough to miss the muddled snoozefest that was Charlie Sheen's Ustream webcast tonight already have a better option: Duh! Winning!, aka SNL's version of a Sheen talk show. Look, it's Miley Cyrus as Lindsay Lohan!