—Charlie Sheen talking about his recent coke-fueled evening which led him to destroy a room at the Plaza while a porn star locked herself in the bathroom. [Photo via Bauer-Griffin]

This week, The Soup had plenty of ridiculous TV moments to choose from: Oprah and Gayle King's attempt at roughing it, Charlie Sheen, Cher and Chastity Bono, My Big Friggin' Wedding, and a hilarious clip from Extra's poorly-planned extrawork.

Jimmy McMillan, the now-infamous member of the "Rent Is Too Damn High" party (video here), teamed up with Funny or Die for this new exclusive video, advocating for the "Charlie Sheen Is Too Damn High" party. Watch the sketch inside.

The actress says some very dumb things about screenwriters, who give her work. Also today: Is Robert Pattinson going to propose? LeAnn Rimes calls in sick with a case of "Husband Stealeritis." And Kate Gosselin has a productive Halloween.

Kanye West confirms that a picture of his giant penis is real. Courtney Love is obsessed with her Wikipedia page. Lil' Wayne gets out of prison. Thursday gossip proudly lets it all hang out.

After Charlie Sheen trashed a hotel room and abused a hooker, Two and a Half Men's ratings soared: 13.6 million people watched Monday's episode called "The Crazy Bitch Gazette." Coincidentally, that's also what Charlie Sheen's publicist calls his press releases.

Wearing the same bra she wore on Girls Gone Wild, Capri Anderson made a spoof video where she played a high-end hooker who services Charlie Sheen. The weird part? She made it before her hotel-trashing encounter with Charlie.

On the Late Show, Dave brought up Charlie Sheen's recent "overblown" incident at the Plaza Hotel. Interesting fact: the two actors went to high school together — but Robert Downey Jr. doesn't party with Sheen. Probably for the best?

Demi Lovato celebrates turning eighteen by getting in a catfight and going to rehab. Cher keeps messing up her transgender son's pronouns. Ricky Martin cried when he came out. Kim Kardashian launches her music career. Tuesday gossip cometh.

Actor Charlie Sheen and his wife, actress Brooke Mueller, filed separate petitions for divorce on Monday. Mueller is seeking primary physical custody of their two kids, while Sheen wants primary physical custody of any and all cocaine and porn stars.

Aguilera was a sexy cop for Halloween. Paris Hilton and Rachel Zoe were sexy Native Americans. Fearing his client's impending death, Charlie Sheen's manager makes a home visit. Portia de Rossi once weighed 82 lbs. Monday's gossip roundup needs candy.

Charlie Sheen bounces back from last week's cocaine- and hooker-related hospitalization with more cocaine and more hookers. Katy Perry's wedding launched an Indian police investigation. Kim Kardashian faces a Slutoween Sophie's Choice. Halloween's gossip roundup says "Boo!" and "You whore."

Angelina picks a fight with rowdy teens. Capri Anderson picks a fight with Charlie Sheen. And a Nazi (at least, a guy who played one) picks a fight with Oprah. Saturday gossip will get you kicked out of the mall.

[Charlie Sheen on the set of "She Wants Me" mere days after his hospitalization following an allegedly violent, booze- and coke-fueled clothing-optional hotel-trashing party with a porn star. Image via Pacific Coast News.]

Charlie Sheen's porn star lover is cashing in on her newfound notoriety, perhaps because Sheen stiffed her on her $12,000 "escort" bill after she posed for a picture with Sheen's ex-wife, Denise Richards. How quickly the rumor mill churns!

According to the 'idiots' on Morning Joe, Charlie Sheen's new hooker porn star has an agent and four names. Only after dismissing this story as trash, Mika Brzezinski proceeds to throw a crumpled up NY Post at the camera.

The nude woman who got Charlie Sheen hospitalized says he hit her and has hired a lawyer. Billy Ray Cyrus gets a divorce. David Arquette cried during his first post-Courteney sexual encounter. Thursday gossip shall overcome.

It's true that we'll never see actual video from inside the Plaza Hotel suite that Charlie Sheen trashed while on a cocaine and alcohol-fueled naked rampage, but this animated reenactment—from Taiwanese company NMA—is a great consolation. Watch inside.

Budding starlet Blake Lively splits up with boyfriend and Gossip Girl costar Penn Badgley. Charlie Sheen blames his naked hotel rampage on an "allergic reaction." Boy George throws a drink at a fan. Wednesday's gossip is happy it's over.

Charlie Sheen was discovered at the Plaza Hotel this morning naked, drunk, and in a trashed hotel suite with a "damaged" chandelier. (Swinging from the ceiling?) Hospitalized with ex-wife Denise Richards by his side, Charlie said he'd been "out partying."