celebrity

OK! Magazine Murders Jade Goody

Hamilton Nolan · 03/17/09 11:03AM

British former reality TV star and current terminal cancer patient Jade Goody is a national obsession. She will die soon. But not soon enough for OK! magazine.

Don Imus Has Cancer

Hamilton Nolan · 03/16/09 08:38AM

Radio-talking Marlboro Man doppelganger Don Imus, a famous racist, has cancer. He announced it on his show this morning:

Which Famous People Crave Sex and Fame?

Hamilton Nolan · 02/13/09 09:51AM

Today in shockingly vague celebrity gossip: a "disturbed loser" with a kinky ex, a divorcing TV actress, a singer who enjoys sex, and an actress who wants publicity. Get right out of town!

Michael Phelps Gets Eight Kids at Party Arrested

Hamilton Nolan · 02/10/09 12:02PM

Yea, they thought it was so cool to hang out and take bong hits with Olympic champ Michael Phelps. Until the freaking sheriff started arresting everybody for it. Thanks a lot, Phelps.

Top Editor Out At OK!

Hamilton Nolan · 01/29/09 03:20PM

Celebrity-friendly photo-heavy gossip rag OK! just can't find any stability in this cold world! Its latest editor has been fired, just months after taking over. (Updated below)