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School Uses Russell Brand's Smutty Phone Calls to Teach Kids
Lauri Apple · 11/20/11 04:24PMUpon realizing the pedogogical potential of Russell Brand's dirty prank calls, the headmaster of a hoity-toity north London school incorporated them into an English exam that was then administered to 14-year-old students. Now he doesn't understand why are some of the kids' parents are so upset about this.
Bieber's Alleged Baby Mama to Friend: 'I'll Kick U When We Get Paid'
Lauri Apple · 11/17/11 04:53AMText-messaging: It's so convenient! But also so inappropriate in certain social situations—like when proposing marriage, proposing divorce, proposing litigation...hm, am I missing one? Oh yes, this one: When telling friends to erase text messages that might derail your Justin Bieber-related baby scheme. Looking at U, Mariah Yeater.
Justin Bieber's Alleged Baby Mama Drops Her Sketchy Paternity Suit
Lauri Apple · 11/16/11 04:47AMTo Be Successful Again, Lindsay Lohan Must Die
Jo Piazza · 11/15/11 01:39PMKat von D Thanks Jesse James for Cheating on Her With 19 Women
Lauri Apple · 11/14/11 08:27AMTimberlake on His Marine Corps Ball Experience: It 'Changed My Life'
Lauri Apple · 11/14/11 04:42AMThe Week in Celebrity Snapshots
Matt Cherette · 11/13/11 11:04PMJohn Lennon's Rotten Tooth Sells for Ungodly Amount of Money
Maureen O'Connor · 11/07/11 04:15PMThe Week in Celebrity Snapshots
Matt Cherette · 11/06/11 10:54PMBieber Will Disprove His Daddyhood With DNA
Lauri Apple · 11/06/11 05:58PMTo end these terrible falsehoods about fatherhood once and for all, beloved boy wonder Justin Bieber will give up some of his sacred DNA and (presumably) prove stuntwoman Mariah Yeater to be a trouble-making lying-liar-lady. The test will take place in two weeks, TMZ reports. It won't be broadcast live on pay-per-view for only $49.95, we're pretty sure.
Austin Breaks Character and Gets Weird About a Celebrity (Ryan Gosling)
Lauri Apple · 11/06/11 03:18PMLooks like Austin, America's warmest creative-classetropolis, has gone all Chloe Moretz and developed a little crush on Ryan Gosling, who's there to film Lawless with director Terrence Malick. As evidence, we submit Ryan Gosling at Fun Fun Fest: a collaborative photo-Tumblr inspired by our shy hero's attendance at one of the Texas city's nightly music festivals.
Zooey Deschanel and Ben Gibbard Split Up, Adorably
Max Read · 11/01/11 05:57PMThe Week in Celebrity Snapshots
Matt Cherette · 10/30/11 09:19PMCelebrity Halloween Costume Time Has Begun
Lauri Apple · 10/30/11 04:38PMActor Omar Sharif Slaps a Woman on Camera
Maureen O'Connor · 10/27/11 05:39PMLegendary Lawrence of Arabia actor Omar Sharif slapped a fan at the Doha Tribeca Film Festival in Qatar. (Wouldn't exporting a festival named after a neighborhood sort of defeat the purpose?) Sharif is posing for pictures when the woman steps up to have her picture taken with him, at which point the 79-year-old slaps her and shouts:
Michael Lohan Arrested Yet Again, Victimizes Tree
Lauri Apple · 10/27/11 06:51AMCreepy psycho circus clown Michael Lohan has been arrested for the second time in three days—this time for allegedly trying to contact his girlfriend Kate Major, which he wasn't supposed to do because he just allegedly threatened to throw her off a fourth-floor balcony and The Law told him to leave the lady alone.
Is Frances Bean Cobain Marrying a Kurt Cobain Look-Alike?
Lauri Apple · 10/26/11 07:10AMThe O.C. Weekly is speculating that teenage property tax payer Frances Bean Cobain and rocker Isaiah Silva are getting married after a year or so of successful dating. Their primary evidence: screenshots of comments the two lovebirds left on each others' Facebook profiles, including one in which Cobain gushes about spending "the rest of my life loving my best friend," and Silva refers to his "fiance."
Child Bride and Old Husband Booted From Pumpkin Patch
Lauri Apple · 10/24/11 08:09AMHollywood child bride Courtney Stodden and her 51-year-old husband Doug Hutchison stopped by their local pumpkin patch over the weekend to purchase a pumpkin that they could carve into something scarier than their May-Spooktember relationship, if that's even possible (no). But some miserable jealous shoppers who have never known true love spotted them behaving "inappropriately" amidst the gourds and complained to a pumpkin patch patrol unit, who kicked the couple right on outta there. Seems the hateful Halloween horde also didn't like Stodden's outfit of frightfully immodest Daisy Dukes, a plaid shirt tied Daisy Duke-ily in the front, and knee-high white go-go boots—even though it's what she (probably) wore to church. (Women's fashion tip: when running agriculture-related errands, wear flats instead of stripper shoes so that your heels don't get stuck in the dirt.)