Watch these cuddly kittens engage in some adorable PDA. While the one kitten does appear to be initially annoyed by their friend's attempt to clean them, the next three minutes will surely melt your fuzzy little heart.

So this turtle really doesn't like cats. Watch as the obnoxious little reptile takes a bite out of numerous furry felines, who are just minding their own business. It's what cats do.

Prescription danger! Nobel cheater! Cat in tree! Communication screwups! Bad science learning! Slob doctors! And coreshine won't get you more shine! It's your Friday Science Watch, where we watch science—in a hat, on a mat!

Apparently orange juice contains traces of sleep-aid drugs, because this cat managed to fall asleep with his chin in a glass of OJ. Check out his snore-filled, citrus-scented nap here.

Über Hauptmeow! This German detective cat will stop at nothing to get to shove himself into the vase of mystery. Agility is this little guy's first language, oder?

Watch this clip with an adorable little kitten who cannot decide if he would rather eat from their bottle or play with it. No matter what it decides its the cutest thing you'll see all day.

Cats are known for doing things that one normally wouldn't expect a cat to do. So, should it really come as a surprise that a video exists of one cute kitty giving another cute kitty a back massage? Watch inside.

The British woman who threw a neighbor's cat into the trash can has been charged with two animal cruelty offenses. Score another for 4chan, whose /b/ board hunted Bale and will presumably campaign to jail her in a rubbish bin.

Try not to die of cuteness poisoning while watching this little scamp try to get inside these cardboard containers. I spot a kitty fashion trend on the rise.

Do you want to use a litter box, but are afraid you won't be able to smell your cat's urine? Do you also want to be able to eat the aforementioned litter? Then World's Best Cat Litter is for you!

New York Fashion Week is just a boring party for gays—until New York's greatest tabloid sex teacher, Andrea Peyser, shows up! Then, Fashion Week transforms into one big orgy, the quality of which Andrea will opine upon.

If you believe everything the Internet tells you, then cats only ask one question: "I can haz cheezeburger?" Luckily for Mitten, the kitty in this video, her wish came true when her owner fed her one. The adorable video, inside.

Definitive proof that God speaks English: He wrote "CAT" in this cat's fur. Unless, of course, cats are tools of a forgetful Devil who needs his disciples to wear name tags.

Language barrier aside, it appears that this cat is a freak! Hey cat, if you love your curry so much, why don't you marry it?! Get a room.

[A firefighter rescues a dog during flash floods today in Arlington, Texas. Aw. Photo via AP]

What do you get when you put a cat in a tub full of bean bag filling? This morsel of cuteness. Video inside!

If cats were people, they would make PSAs like this: with cold, hard stares stating their intentions to pee all over your shit and their desire to kill you.

Did you get your daily dose of cute yet? This little French bulldog puppy does the cutest doggy splits ever. Unfortunately for him, his little feline friend isn't amused by his antics.

Those of us who had poor aim would stand right next to the TV to play the original Duck Hunt for NES. Hey, wouldn't you know—this cat has the same moves! Watch the video inside.

For this kitty, a hard choice must be made: will it jump into the sink, where a narrow garbage disposal may suck its paws in, or will it swan dive into a flip-top garbage can instead? Find out inside.