The Iranian Ministry of Culture and Islamic Guidance already outlawed mullets, but the most recent targets of its anti-Western crusade are much cuter and more cuddly: puppies and kitties. Yes, there is a fatwa against pets.

Yesterday's Attack of the Show! showed the world a wonderful new game. "Wee Wee Kitty" follows a cat who takes to a new form of weed-whacking. Kevin Pereira explains that a certain green appendage leads to success in this game.

It's time for another video of the Internet's (or Gawker.TV's, at least) favorite cat, Winston Bananas (pet to fourfour's Rich Juzwiak). In this installment, Winston is displeased to find the lid of a sugar pot on his head. Drama!

Here's a video of a cat—a seemingly very, very angry cat—being completely unamused by the adorable, "Happy Birthday!" song that his owners (or owners' kids?) are singing to him. That said, since when do cats have birthday parties?

Thanks to video of an English woman throwing a cat in a garbage can going viral, local police have since identified the perpetrator. Although she hasn't "committed a criminal offence," she'll be questioned by the RSPCA, the U.K.'s kitty police.

This is truly sick: here's surveillance footage from outside of a school in Coventry, England that shows a woman walk up to a cat, pet it for a few seconds, and then pick it up/throw it into a garbage bin.

It's Friday—aka cute cat video time! Here's an adorable collection of kittens chillin' on their owner's area rug. Two of them become startled when the rug moves and subsequently perform the most inadvertently cute acrobatics ever. Watch inside.

These two cats are in the middle of practicing their super secret handshake but quickly stop when they realize the humans are spying on them. I, for one, welcome our new feline overlords.

Check out this video, wherein a cat demonstrates his distaste for the omnipresent Biebs. Maybe he just wants more Twilight coverage in his teen magazines.

Cats like a lot of things: watermelon, peanut butter, the spotlight, and so on. But who knew that they also liked asses, and—specifically—shaking asses? Watch as a girl gets her freak on, exciting her kitty to no end.

This is a video of four cats and two dogs being hand-fed peanut butter by their owner, which proves that—if there's one thing that brings the two species together—it's sweet, sticky food. Also: BAWWWWW SO CUTE! Watch inside.

After being chased up a tree by dogs and then electrocuted, this cat had all four of its legs amputated. But this legless cat's not ready to give up yet! She can crawl and play like the rest of 'em.

An upstate New York cat named Navarro was rescued Sunday night from the trunk of a car at a traffic stop, where he was marinating in oil and spices and on his way to becoming his owner's next meal.

Keyboard Cat, Spaghetti Cat, Ceiling Cat, Roomba Cat... there are tons of kitties that have risen to fame through the magic of the internet. But who reigns supreme? Urlesque put the best viral felines into brackets to battle it out.

Futurama tonight was overtaken by the glory of cats. Here is the adorable alien history you've been waiting for, complete with ancient Egyptian pyramid theory. Is this the first move in Futurama's quest to conquer the internet?

Winston is an Exotic Shorthair, pet to fourfour's Rich Juzwiak, and the world's weirdest/coolest cat. After Juzwiak watched several YouTube videos that featured cats going crazy for watermelon, he decided to see if Winston would fall in line. Video inside.

If you're not familiar with Winston, the most famous/cranky Exotic Shorthair on the Internet and pet to fourfour's Rich Juzwiak, you're missing out (catch up here). In this new video, Winston rides—begrudgingly so, natch—in a bike basket.

After being abandoned by her mother, a baby red panda is adopted by a cat to raise alongside her own kittens. Naturally everyone gets along wonderfully because they all have adorable in common.

San Francisco's Commission of Animal Control and Welfare will vote tonight on an ordinance that would ban the sale of all pets—cats, dogs, hamsters, birds, iguanas—in the city. This is a stupid idea.

Forget about the Puppy Bowl, here's the next best cute and cuddly sporting enterprise. Kitty Cage Match is both adorable and fierce.