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Bishop's Fun New Theory About Pedophilia Scandal: The Jews Did It
Adrian Chen · 04/11/10 10:01PMThe Pope Took Days to Remove Archbishop Who Defied Celibacy, But Years for Pedophiles
Ravi Somaiya · 04/10/10 04:00PMVatican says Two Years to Defrock a Pedophile Priest is Quick
Ravi Somaiya · 04/10/10 12:23PMPope Ratzi Declined to Defrock Child-Torturing Priest
Pareene · 04/09/10 04:44PMThe Pope's Blunders, A Round Up
Ravi Somaiya · 04/03/10 04:19PMStuff Catholics Have So Far Blamed for the Church's Pedophilia Scandal
Ravi Somaiya · 04/02/10 02:01PMExorcist Says Satan is Behind Media 'Attacks' on the Pope
Ravi Somaiya · 04/02/10 10:02AMComment of the Day: How Are You Still Catholic?
Richard Lawson · 03/31/10 05:18PMSarah Silverman's Latest Attempt At Viral Infamy: Saving The World
Foster Kamer · 10/11/09 12:15PMPrinceton Princess Stephany Xu Used To Smoke Opiate Of Masses
Moe · 08/15/08 11:05AMRemember Stephany Her RoyalHighness, that incoming Princeton freshman who wrote that batshit Nietzschian Facebook letter to the Class of 2012? No? Let's refresh: "We are the anti-Christs to save the world from the mercy of God, the self-pity that festers within the masses," was a key sentence. And: "Religion is the opiate of the masses, so drug them until they are nothing but slaves at your will." Hey, turns out Stephany — last name Xu — is a product of our nation's dying Catholic schools! Stephany — who plans to maybe major in child psychology to help abused and neglected children! — was salutatorian at John Paul II High School in Plano, Texas. (Motto: Seek To Serve.) That's her in uniform above! She even gave a slightly more Jesus-compliant version of her screed in her graduation speech:From a tipster: