carly-fiorina
Carly Fiorina to Dog: "Obama Ate Your Cousin"
Ashley Feinberg · 12/15/15 12:00PM“Feed me a line,” failed HP CEO and presidential candidate Carly Fiorina says through gritted teeth as an army of tiny pups squirms in her lap. She is visibly uncomfortable—irate even. But she is smiling a wide-eyed, crazed smile. In a few seconds she will be eating dog food. This is Carly Fiorina’s attempt at being human.
Last Night's Carly Fiorina Town Hall Was Empty
Sam Biddle · 12/08/15 10:30AMNewark Airport Earl of Sandwich Patrons Completely Unfazed By Presence of Carly Fiorina [UPDATED]
Jordan Sargent · 11/20/15 04:32PMNot a Single HP Employee Reported Donating to Carly Fiorina's Campaign
Ashley Feinberg · 10/01/15 01:18PMGiven her lack of any real political experience, former candidate for senator of California and current republican candidate for president Carly Fiorina has been touting (what she claims to be) her revered and profitable tenure as former HP CEO as a sign of what she could do for the nation if given the chance. Which is why it’s too bad that, of the 302,000 current HP employees, not a single one has donated a reportable amount to Carly Fiorina’s campaign.
Aleksander Chan · 05/04/15 06:43AM
Cone of Silence
Brian Moylan · 11/01/10 06:01PMSenate Candidate Carly Fiorina Hospitalized
Jim Newell · 10/26/10 01:08PMWhitman, Fiorina Down Tequila Shots to Impress Hispanics
Jim Newell · 10/11/10 01:37PMCalifornia Prefers Incumbent Senator's Hair
Max Read · 07/28/10 01:51AMCalifornia City Officially Throws in the Towel
Jeff Neumann · 06/23/10 06:20AMFashion-Forward Carly Fiorina Wants Voters To Focus On Issues, Not Hair
Jeff Neumann · 06/13/10 11:25AMMost Amazingly Comical Moments of Carly Fiorina's Awful Attack Ad
Ryan Tate · 02/03/10 03:52PMHP Donates Thousands to Former CEO's Opponent
Pareene · 02/01/10 10:31AMCarly Fiorina Bravely Attacks Uppity Woman Senator
Ryan Tate · 11/10/09 04:38PMCarly Fiorina Announces Senate Candidacy, Immediately Highlights Political Ignorance
Ryan Tate · 11/04/09 12:18PMAnother Botched Sales Job for Carly Fiorina
Ryan Tate · 09/23/09 07:56PMHappy Birthday
cityfile · 09/04/09 06:30AMBeyoncé turns 28 today. Mark Ronson is turning 34. Police commissioner Ray Kelly is 68. Congressman Anthony Weiner is turning 45. Hotelier/restaurateur Sean MacPherson turns 45. Paper magazine co-founder David Hershkovits is turning 62. Damon Wayans is 49. Retired baseball player Mike Piazza is 41. And Dr. Drew Pinsky is celebrating his 51st. Weekend birthdays below.