A group trying to entice “Diamond” Joe Biden into the presidential race is making the vice president an attractive offer: run, and we won’t show this dramatic television ad about your dead wife and daughter.

Life is a highway, I wanna ride it all night long (or until an enormous saw blade physically prevents me from doing so). That is a terrifying actual thing that happened to a driver last week on the Chongqing expressway in central China: a large circular saw blade buried itself a foot and a half deep into the hood of his truck, forcing him to stop. The man was reportedly shaken, but unhurt.

A Michigan family called 911 from their minivan early Wednesday morning to report that the vehicle's front end was stuck underneath a semi-trailer traveling down snowy I-75. A mom, dad, and their two adult children were trapped inside with no power and no heat, and the driver of the truck apparently didn't realize they were back there.

Sure, the mattress flying out of that pickup truck is what knocked the cyclist down in the first place, but this whole thing could have gone a lot worse.

When Washington state troopers approached the wreckage of a deadly car accident on Sunday, they found a touching, if tragic, scene: the elderly couple inside the wreck – the man dead and his wife dying – were holding hands.

Any good liar will tell you that the most important part of lying is sticking to your story no matter what.

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50 Cent was taken to a Queens hospital last night after a truck collided with his SUV on the Long Island Expressway. He is currently undergoing treatment for possible neck and back injuries.

A Phoenix man became trapped inside his SUV on Thursday after he lost control of the vehicle, causing it to roll over and strike a utility pole. In the process, the driver rear-ended another vehicle driven by a man named George Lindell, who later described the events to local Fox affiliate KSAZ-TV in this amazing interview that you must watch immediately. After all, "Reality hits you hard, bro." [MyFoxPhoenix; Thanks to Mike Byhoff for the tip]

Former drunk driver Mel Gibson was in a mysterious car accident yesterday when he "accidentally" drove his Maserati into some rocks on the side of the road in Malibu. How does this guy even have insurance still? [Image via Bauer-Griffin]

The new, improved, reasonable Bill O'Reilly interviewed the new, improved, hard-right extremist John McCain, and the Senator had an interesting justification for his support of Arizona's vile new immigration law: undocumented immigrants apparently intentionally cause car accidents.