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Desperate Michele Bachmann Goes on Blowtorching Rampage
Jim Newell · 11/15/11 05:00PMThis is Michele Bachmann's finest hour. I mean, for us, not for her. What do you think? My impression is that when you make a comically low-budget ad throwing together some clips of pretty much every other candidate being liberal-ish once or twice in their lives and sourcing your claims, however valid or not, with "www.wikipedia.com," you're likely in the twilight of your run.
Rick Perry’s Good Government Plan: Throw the Bums in Jail!
TPM · 11/15/11 11:58AMLibya Question Leads to Hot Herman Cain Brain Fart Action
Jim Newell · 11/14/11 05:25PMIn a meeting with the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel's editorial board, Herman Cain was asked whether he agreed with President Obama on Libya or not. Maybe that was vague, but that's a good thing! It invited him to simply deliver his canned spiel about Libya. He did have a canned spiel about Libya, right?
Bachmann: America Should Be More Like China
TPM · 11/14/11 12:15PMThe Newt Gingrich Surge Is On
Jim Newell · 11/11/11 12:15PMAround this time last week, we gave the fickle Republican base voters 10 days to start getting over this Herman Cain thing and commence with the "Gingrich Surge," "Newtmentum," "The Newtening," "Fat Head Makes Good" — whatever you prefer. With three days to go, it looks like they're complying. We were just screwing around. Oops!
A Brief Guide to Tonight's GOP Presidential Debate
Jim Newell · 11/09/11 05:48PMLet's call it the Rich Uncle Pennybags debate. Tonight, Our Losers will square off in their first presidential debate in weeks, hosted by CNBC. It promises to be a banner night for plutocrats, and is intended to focus entirely on economic issues — specifically, how to stop the War on Wealth. What horrors await?
Rick Perry Ads Are the Only Thing to Watch on Iowa Television
Jim Newell · 11/09/11 12:41PMHere's the problem with Rick Perry's campaign: He and his SuperPACs have all this money, but no one really likes him anymore or has any interest in re-liking him. Where's all this money he duped everyone out of early on supposed to go? As of now it looks like he'll just keep saturating Iowa teevees with his same heartland-y ads over and over.
Herman Cain's Fourth Accuser Shares the Gritty Details
Jim Newell · 11/07/11 02:44PMMitt Romney: 'I've Been as Consistent as Human Beings Can Be'
Jim Newell · 11/03/11 04:11PMMitt Romney, when pressed by a New Hampshire editorial board about his *somewhat* contradictory opinions on top political issues over the last decade, had this to say: "I've been as consistent as human beings can be." Hmm. Really? He must be joking. Really? Oh, Mittens.
Herman Cain's Other Accuser Got $45,000
Jim Newell · 11/03/11 01:03PMThird Woman Accuses Herman Cain of Sexual Harassment
Jim Newell · 11/02/11 03:47PMWas This Sly Chin Move Herman Cain's Sexual Harassment 'Gesture'?
Jim Newell · 10/31/11 04:15PMRick Perry's Happiest Ad
Jim Newell · 10/31/11 01:58PMAh, so this is that version of Rick Perry who, according to folklore, is known to chug a full bathtub of champagne and benzos. It's his latest Iowa ad! "I'm a doer, not a talker," he says, cheerily, allowing sprightly music to plug up the holes in his otherwise hackneyed message. The man couldn't be any happier, as he skips off to a garden party in the Hundred Acre Wood.
Herman Cain Admits He Has Been 'Falsely Accused' of Sexual Harassment
Jim Newell · 10/31/11 11:41AMJon Huntsman's Daughters Join the Wacky YouTubes Business
Jim Newell · 10/28/11 03:04PMThe Jon Huntsman 2012 campaign is leveraging three of his daughters in a bold attempt to win over the youthful YouTube Parody Watcher vote! These gals have been quietly tweeting jokes about the other candidates for some time now as @Jon2012girls. And now they've made a parody of Herman Cain's chief of staff smoking ad, in which they blow bubbles instead.
Herman Cain Is Tired, Will 'Slow Down'
Jim Newell · 10/28/11 01:51PMWe're at the point in the presidential campaign where Herman Cain was supposed to be dropping out and having a nice, leisurely tour to promote his latest motivational book. And yet here he is having to give, and screw up, all of these national media interviews all the time, as the frontrunner. Some "supporters" those supporters are, giving him all of this support! It's time to "slow down," says his campaign.