cancer

The Real World D.C. Girl Who Faked Cancer: 'I Regret It'

Maureen O'Connor · 01/21/10 05:27AM

Erika Lauren Wasilewski admits to faking cancer for attention and to contacting the authorities when her college roommates smoked pot and ate her food. Just the kind of person you'd want to watch living in a house full of strangers.

'DDT Is Good For Me-e-e!'

Hamilton Nolan · 09/02/09 11:15AM

"During 1946, exhaustive scientific tests have shown that, when properly used, DDT kills a host of destructive insect pests, and is a benefactor of all humanity." And cancer. Copyranter found a particularly good one today. Click through for full version.

Your Next Health Care Town Hall Viral Video

Pareene · 08/12/09 01:33PM

To be sure: Sheila Jackson Lee represents inner-city Houston, Texas. Her district is 40% black and 36% Hispanic. (Jackson Lee's last Republican opponent, coincidentally, received 20% of the vote.) This woman questioning her has never and will never vote for Jackson Lee, and if her story of being an unemployed, divorcing cancer survivor without insurance is correct, she would be directly and immensely helped by any of the health care reform bills currently sitting in the House, whereas in our current American system, her lack of employment and her preexisting condition mean she is most likely fucked.

Fact: Thinking Kills You, By Tanning

Hamilton Nolan · 08/05/09 02:05PM

Science is a "thinking man's game." And excessive tanning is a dumb man's game. But now science itself has proven that thinking too much will kill youby tanning. Uhh, Jersey wins!

Tanning Beds Just as Deadly as Mustard Gas

Hamilton Nolan · 07/29/09 08:49AM

That is not one of our "jokey"-style headlines! Rather it is a quite accurate summation of the true state of affairs in the world. Tanning beds will give you cancer for sure, scientists say. Adios, Jersey.

Weed Cures Cancer!

Hamilton Nolan · 04/09/09 01:45PM

Tetrahydrocannabinol has been demonstrated to induce human glioma cell death through stimulation of autophagy! That means that weed totally cures cancer. Dude.