West Virginia Rep. Nick Rahall, a Christian of Lebanese descent, has naturally been accused of loving the terrorists all election season. Here's his opponent's latest attack: "Nick Rahall: good for the Middle East, good for Obama — bad for America."

Delaware Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell told Good Morning America today that she regrets saying "I'm not a witch" to open her first ad, because instead of killing the rumor, it just inflamed it. Imagine! Give that campaign manager a raise.

Colorado Republican congressional candidate Cory Gardner made an ad criticizing his opponent Betsey Markey's support for Obama's budget. Except, uh, Betsey Markey didn't vote for the budget. Ed Markey, of Massachusetts, did. This would be embarrassing, in any other year.

Republican Kentucky Senate candidate Rand Paul had some wacky adventures in college with his secret society. One time he tied up a woman and made her worship the "Aqua Buddha". All used as fodder for this trippy campaign commercial.

Christine O'Donnell, Delaware's constantly masturbating hobbit-witch and Senate candidate, has an attack ad out! It calls her opponent "The Taxman," zing. It also channels one of this summer's top viral videos, the "Bed Intruder Song." What the hell?

West Virginia's Democratic governor Joe Manchin is extremely popular in his state but is still trailing the Republican in his Senate race, because it's 2010. What to do? Maybe go into the woods and shoot climate-change bills, with a rifle?

Republican Delaware Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell did not go to Yale. (Or Oxford, for that matter). How do we know? Because she just told us, in this new ad. How else do we know? Because she's against masturbation. Hey-o!

A photograph of these three Latino men is featured prominently in Nevada Republican Senate candidate Sharron Angle's race-baiting new campaign ad. Do they seem familiar? Maybe it's because another Republican already used the same exact photo in his ad.

So Christine O'Donnell told voters in her first campaign ad that "I'm You." Snappy slogan! How could her opponent's supporters respond to that? With this, obviously: "You Are Not Me." Now Delaware's Senate race is just a strange identity crisis.

Kentucky Senate candidate Rand Paul has released a pleasant ad in which an Obama impersonator signs "Bigger Government" bills and thanks Paul's opponent, Jack Conway, for his support. But the Obama impression? That's some Southern accent, for a Hawaiian nerd.

Brazilian congressional candidate Francisco Everardo Oliveira Silva won 1.3 million votes in the country's Sunday elections—twice as many as the second-place finisher. It may be because he is also a clown named Tiririca ("Grumpy") with amazing campaign ads.

Have you noticed all of the really, really strange, embarrassing, or disturbing political ads coming out this election year? If you've missed any, here's a collection of the year's "best."

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Iowa's senior senator Chuck Grassley, who has a famously incoherent Twitter feed, finally brags about it on the air.

Crazy-talking Florida Rep. Alan Grayson made some waves with his ad against opponent "Taliban Dan" Webster, a Christian fundamentalist who appeared to say his wife "should submit to me." Small problem? But "Taliban Dan" actually said... the opposite of this.

Here's something rare: a Democrat embracing George W. Bush, warrior-king. In this ad, Rep. Earl Pomeroy touts his support for Bush's 2003 Medicare prescription drug act. Since old people can't even remember Bush but do enjoy free drugs, this works.

At long last, the GOP's ad men have realized that Ronald Reagan's famously sunny "Morning in America" re-election ad can be remade as "Mourning in America," to attack stupid Democrats. This one is running nationally. Mourn, you fools, mourn!

Scottsdale, Arizona's raunchiest porn scribe, Ben Quayle—spawn of America's greatest vice president—has resurfaced with his latest congressional campaign ad. Get your paper and pencil ready now, because young Master Quayle has some important numbers to share.

At least one dingbat in the country is still talking about the proposed Islamic community center blocks from Ground Zero: Renee Elders, Republican congressional candidate from North Carolina. In this ad, she explains the history of "victory mosques."

Democrats are pushing this scary new ad about lobbyist-loving golf whore John Boehner, the House minority leader who could become Speaker. But is Boehner well-known enough to be an effective bogeyman for the Democrats this fall? Probably not.

John Dennis is the Republican who'll lose to Nancy Pelosi this year. Here's his new Wizard of Oz-themed web video, which is just insane enough to merit our free advertising. Keep pourin' that Freedom Water on the Pelosi Witch, guy!