Iowa's curmudgeonly senior senator, Chuck Grassley, is easily the funniest senator on Twitter. And in this new "youth-targeted" reelection ad, the old grump promises to tweet more often, for the people, until he finally keels over.

Florida Gov. Charlie Crist, who's running for Senate as an independent, has this new ad out in which he takes individual letters from "DEMOCRATS" and "REPUBLICANS" to spell "AMERICANS," in alternating colors. How lovely! Too bad he cheats like hell.

American politics makes such little sense nowadays that any random jumble of words you put together is likely to describe a real-world situation. For example: Some Chicago dentist is currently running "Hillary 2012" TV ads in New Orleans. It's true!

The NRA has begun mobilizing its usual election-year lie campaign about Democrats wanting to ban all weapons. Today, the gun lobby's "Trigger the Vote" wing released this redneck-comedy video featuring Chuck Norris, an actor from the 1990s. It's not terrible!

Wisconsin GOP gubernatorial candidate Scott Walker has released a new ad in which he wears boxing gloves and says he'll whoop the likely Democratic nominee, Tom Barrett. Is this insensitive, though, considering Tom Barrett was "viciously beaten" last year?

Florida Congressman Alan Grayson, the sarcastic freshman known for going on MSNBC to insult Republicans everyday, has released a surprisingly earnest TV ad, in which children build up to a rousing "Alan Grayson saved our schools!" chant. It's slightly over-the-top.

In a wacky TV spot, Colorado gubernatorial candidate John Hickenlooper jokes that he needs to shower after watching opponents' dirty, negative ads. But he won't even undress in his shower scenes! Come on, John. Colorado's pervy voters demand full-frontal.

Missouri Senate candidate Roy Blunt has taken down this web video attacking opponent Robin Carnahan on the "Controversial Ground Zero Mosque" with smoldering World Trade Center destruction imagery. This building in Lower Manhattan is Missouri's top campaign issue, of course.

Not-ethical congressman Charlie Rangel's birthday bash last night must've been really fun... for him. The other Democratic politicians there, though, were probably anxious about upcoming attack ads. Below: video of Rangel dancing, alongside the GOP's inevitable first attack ad.

Former Vice President Dan Quayle's son, Ben, is running for Congress in Arizona, where he lives with his imaginary children. Remember how Dan Quayle was famously airheaded? Well, as Ben's campaign progresses, it's becoming obvious that he inherited that gene.

Tennessee candidate Basil Marceaux (Dot Com), who will "immune you from all state crimes for the rest of you life," has an official campain [sic] ad! "Put me in the capitol," says Basil, "so I can do my issues."

Connecticut Senate candidate Linda McMahon is still defending her career running WWE, television's trashy, oily porn-violence saga. In her latest very demographic-tailored ad, we see two swingin' suburban princesses babble about McMahon's career, eventually reaching the same conclusion: "Ohhhh yeahhh." Cocktails!

Here's incredible South Carolina Democratic Senate candidate Alvin Greene's YouTube song, (allegedly) written, produced and edited by the candidate [Updated below]. It's got LeBron James highlights, lyrics about not showing porn to college girls, you name it. Just watch.

Michigan congressional candidate Bill Cooper is serious about deficits. Riffing on the legendary 1964 LBJ scare ad, "Daisy," Cooper promises to repel nuclear weapons of debt headed directly at children. What about real nuclear weapons, though? Will he repel those?

Here's the latest tough-talkin' installment of the "John McCain Completely Changes His Immigration Views" tour, in which a gang of Arizona border sheriffs pretend to enthusiastically support John McCain. Comical flip-floppery aside, McCain's rightward sprint has been incredibly effective.

Warning: If you watch this video, a campaign song about Florida State Rep. Mike Weinstein, you will be hearing "Mike! Mike! Mike Weinstein!" all day. It's just that catchy. He should be president! Bonus: There's breakdancing, too.

Arizona congressional candidate Pamela Gorman is running in a crowded Republican primary. But now she's made a silly ad where she fires various guns, so we can basically call the race. Keep shooting at the word "TAXES," Pam! Video below.

It's been far too long since we've had an upstanding politician remind us, in a conversation with Abraham Lincoln, that "taxation" is slavery and the Holocaust combined. (It's actually worse.) Thanks, insane congressional candidate Rick Barber of fleeting Internet fame!

WWE chief and Connecticut Senate candidate Linda McMahon is trying to head off attacks about her running such a trashy company for so many years. In this ad, she says WWE is "soap opera," but real problems are real. Nifty!

Harry Reid's son, Rory — who looks like his father after a 10-day hunger strike — is running for Nevada governor! Here's his first ad, which comically and indiscreetly omits the hated word "Reid."