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Goldman Sachs can't do anything right. The embattled investment bank is now getting heat from its Battery Park City neighbors because the Hudson ferry boats they use — the Yogi Berra and Frank Sinatra — are too loud. Where's Lloyd?!

A bunch of BP gas station owners are trying to revert back to the Amoco name, which was bought by BP, hoping to attract customers as some stations have seen a 40 percent drop in sales since the oil spill.

The estimates on the oil spill in southern Michigan's Kalamazoo River are getting worse, with the EPA last night saying there could be one million gallons of oil in the water. And this is not the oil company's first spill.

Big news day for BP! Besides paying CEO Tony Hayward nearly $1 million a year to go away, the company also announced that it is setting aside a $32.2 billion fund for the Gulf of Mexico cleanup effort. [BBC]

Oh look, 24 hours have passed, so House minority leader John Boehner should have endorsed some new, unworkable policy idea in bad faith by now. And he has: a moratorium on new federal regulations for an entire year, specifically. Really?

All those recent murmurs coming from whiny executives about Obama hating American business have culminated today in a vicious, three-pronged assault from the nation's largest business lobbies. They don't understand: why isn't Obama cutting all taxes and privatizing everything?

83-year-old televangelist Robert H. Schuller has handed the reins of Southern California's Crystal Cathedral mega church to his daughter, Sheila. She will inherit a church with a $55 million budget deficit, and $2 million worth of lawsuits. Glory be!

BP is hot today! Shares in the company are up over 5% in early London trading amid reports that the well cap in the Gulf is working and that another responsible company, ExxonMobil, is planning a hostile takeover. Pic: AP

Get in on the housing boom while you still can! Real estate numbers are in from the first quarter of 2010, and oh boy are they good: 31% of home sales so far this year were foreclosures!

Shares in BP dropped to a 14 year low today on the London FTSE after the company announced that it had already spent $2.35 billion on the Gulf oil spill. Most of that money was spent on cleanup crews. [Guardian]

Yesterday, U.S. District Judge and oil investor Martin Feldman blocked President Obama's "blanket, generic, indeed punitive" offshore oil drilling moratorium. But Interior Secretary Ken Salazar will seek a stay on the ruling, pending an appeal by the administration. [NYT]

BP says it has already spent $2 billion on the Gulf oil spill, and it wants the well's shit talking co-owners Anadarko Petroleum to chip in. At this rate, that $50 billion fund will be gone real fast. [AP, Getty]

Finally, a Vatican scandal that doesn't involve molesting children! Cardinal Crescenzio Sepe, and a former Italian Infrastructure and Transport Minister are being investigated for aggravated corruption in connection with shady real estate deals and multi-million euro kickbacks. Breathe easy, Pope.

[Multinational oil giant BP's share price is up 9.8% in early trading on the London FTSE, a day after the company agreed to set up a $20 billion escrow account for Gulf oil spill victims. Dow Jones; image via AP]

[BP executives will meet President Obama today, after a nationally televised scolding and news that 60,000 barrels of crude are being pumped into the Gulf of Mexico every day. Image via Getty]

Grab your pitchforks! Multinational oil company BP has reportedly hired financial advisors from Goldman Sachs to help with the "mounting liabilities" the firm is facing from the Gulf oil spill. BP has denied rumors it is going bankrupt.

Failed Hewlet-Packard CEO Carly Fiorina last week dissed California Senator Barbara Boxer's hair, and now that's all anyone cares about. But she wants people to focus on important issues—like how evil the Endangered Species Act is. [FoxNews]

When BP executives come to Washington this week to be scolded by xenophobic President Obama, they'll be told to set up an escrow account for oil spill victims' claims. Another week of fuming British editorials will follow. [Politico]

Hey, it's not just small businesspersons and disgruntled bloggers who hate Wal-Mart; did you know that there's an entire clandestine consulting group dedicated to using "black arts" to thwart Wal-Mart's expansion? Bully for them!