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Look at These Idiots Voluntarily Getting Trampled by Bulls
Gabrielle Bluestone · 07/07/15 12:55PMImagine Publishing This Sentence By Choice
Hamilton Nolan · 06/08/15 09:45AMFuck Your Arms
Hamilton Nolan · 05/28/15 09:28AMHere Is a Good Opportunity to Scoff at the Horse Shit of The Secret
Hamilton Nolan · 05/27/15 10:37AM149-Page PhD Thesis With No Punctuation Is an Anticolonialist Protest
Hamilton Nolan · 05/08/15 11:03AMThe Bullshit Hypocrisy of "All-Natural" Foods
Yvette d'Entremont · 05/07/15 03:20PMHamilton Nolan · 05/04/15 11:34AM
No, Freddie Gray Did Not Have a "Pre-Existing Spinal and Neck Injury"
Gabrielle Bluestone · 04/29/15 08:45PMBaltimore residents have been protesting for Freddie Gray—the 25-year-old black man whose spine was severed in police custody earlier this month—under the theory that excessive force was involved in his death. But according to a new “report” that surfaced today and started popping up on everyone’s racist uncle’s Facebook feed, Gray had a pre-existing spinal condition that may have contributed to his death. There’s just one problem: this is total bullshit.
The Platonic Ideal of Horse Race Journalism
Hamilton Nolan · 04/06/15 12:03PMWaist Training Techniques of The Stars
Hamilton Nolan · 04/03/15 02:24PMFacebook Fraudster On the Run After Staging Long Con Escape From Custody
Gabrielle Bluestone · 03/12/15 11:03PM"The SoulCycle of Boxing?"
Hamilton Nolan · 02/19/15 03:03PMThe Friendly Beauty Industry "Validates" That Millennials Look Old
Hamilton Nolan · 02/12/15 10:17AMPopular Health Supplements Actually Full of Asparagus and Lies
Jay Hathaway · 02/05/15 03:10PMThat Facebook Copyright Thing Is Still Utterly Meaningless
Jay Hathaway · 01/05/15 04:26PMHow Cards Against Humanity Sold Actual Poop to 30,000 Satisfied Idiots
Andy Cush · 12/18/14 02:27PMThere was no big secret to Cards Against Humanity creator Max Temkin's ploy to sell 30,000 boxes of actual bull feces on Black Friday. His game simply has a lot of fans, and some of those fans will evidently buy literally anything he sells. Still, Temkin broke down the finer points of shit-slinging in a blog post this week.
Amazon Workers Will Not Be Paid For All Their Time at Work
Hamilton Nolan · 12/09/14 11:10AMSelfish Charity: Down With #GivingTuesday
Hamilton Nolan · 12/02/14 02:06PMMickey Rourke "Beat" a Homeless Man in a Boxing Match
Hamilton Nolan · 12/01/14 09:37AMActor and faded tough guy Mickey Rourke, age 62, fought in and won a professional boxing match last Saturday night. His opponent: a "homeless drifter" who clearly took a dive.