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Brooklyn UFO Sighting Caught on Tape: 'Shiiiiit'
Maureen O'Connor · 10/07/11 01:12PMUpdated. Bushwick resident and YouTube user TheFallGuy53 was minding his own business, sitting on his front stoop, when suddenly, an apparition of light. A UFO, lurking in the north Brooklyn sky!
2 Broke Girls: A Great Show Trapped in a Sitcom's Body
Brian Moylan · 09/20/11 11:07AMBrooklyn's Famed Vagina Tree Felled by Irene
Seth Abramovitch · 09/01/11 12:53AMHuman Placenta Smoothies: Popular in Brooklyn
Maureen O'Connor · 08/22/11 02:25PMWelcome to the terrible nexus of Foodie and Earth Mama culture: In "The Placenta Cookbook," New York Magazine reports that the placentas of Brooklyn are no longer content to be buried in gardens, or ground into powder and consumed as nutrient-rich dietary supplements. (That is so 2009.) Every placenta who is any placenta gets blended into a coconut juice smoothie, or Bloody Mary, or placenta jerky strip:
We Don't Need No Stinkin' Apple Store
Adrian Chen · 08/16/11 05:23PMCoffee Shop's Stupid Lawsuit Against the New York Times Tossed
Lauri Apple · 08/13/11 01:28PMA judge has thrown out a defamation lawsuit filed by "Brooklyn-born and bred" coffee shop Gorilla Coffee against the New York Times—upholding the paper's right to report on mean things that people say about each other during disputes. Kind of an important part of a newspaper's job, if you think about it.
Brooklyn Looks Even Cooler When It's in Super Slow Motion
Brian Moylan · 08/12/11 03:02PMSaved By the Bell's Screech Doesn't Want to Be on Your Poster
Brian Moylan · 08/11/11 04:42PMPolitician's Car Shot Up in Brooklyn
Hamilton Nolan · 08/11/11 08:24AMMissing Park Slope Monkey Doll Returned to 'Parents'
Maureen O'Connor · 08/08/11 12:11PM"I never gave up hope. I prayed, meditated, and now he's with us again," 47-year-old Bonni Marcus said upon being reunited beloved monkey doll Bongo, who went missing in Park Slope last week. Bonni and monkey doll dad Jack Zinzi the toy from monkey doll rescuer Luis Barreto's Park Slope apartment on Saturday. The New York Post reports:
Brooklynites Blessing the Hudson Valley With Hipness
Lauri Apple · 08/06/11 06:41PM"You can't keep a good creative down," as the old saying goes. When pushed out of their community by covert gentrification, overt invasion, and other insidiousnesses, good creatives will simply move elsewhere and establish new, even more authentic communities. This is how the Land of NoBro came to pass.
Missing Park Slope Baby Is Actually a Monkey Doll
Maureen O'Connor · 08/03/11 05:09PMCrazy Woman Pipes Up on Behalf of Brooklyn
Hamilton Nolan · 07/28/11 08:32AMThe Poisonous Brooklyn Trend Story Addiction
Hamilton Nolan · 07/27/11 11:27AMHip Brooklyn Loft-Dwellers Targeted in International Hacking Crackdown
Adrian Chen · 07/21/11 06:51PM'High Class' $3,400-an-Hour Prostitution Ring Busted in Brooklyn
Max Read · 07/20/11 07:29PMGet Off My Lawn: Brooklyn Man Shoots Noisy Teens
Jeff Neumann · 06/19/11 11:26PMPerhaps trying to establish himself in a new neighborhood, a 30-year-old Brooklyn man got tough with a pair of teenagers who were kicking cars and trash cans on his block early on Sunday. After the kids mouthed off to Thomas Dunikowski and his new neighbors, Dunikowski decided that he just wasn't going to take it anymore:
Brooklyn Man Kicked off Airplane for Swearing
Maureen O'Connor · 06/13/11 01:40PMSitting in an airplane on a tarmac in Detroit, lifelong Brooklynite Robert Sayegh turned to his seatmate and said, "What's taking so fucking long to close the overheard compartments?" Shortly thereafter, the pilot turned the airplane around. Police removed Sayegh from the plane for being "disruptive."
Shooting on Boardwalk Kills One, Injures Four
Max Read · 06/09/11 11:09PMA fight broke out on a crowded boardwalk in Brighton Beach, Brooklyn on Thursday afternoon, culminating in gunfire that killed one person and injured four on the hottest day of the year so far. It's unclear what started the fight (apparently, one man hit another with an umbrella just before the shooting broke out) or who two of the victims are (the woman who died and a man in "grave condition" were both wearing bathing suits and not carrying ID), though police apparently have one person in custody. It's hard not to think that the heat was partially responsible—both for bringing huge crowds to the boardwalk, and for fraying nerves and heightening tempers—but, for what it's worth, studies show that hot months have similar crime rates to cold months. [NYDN; image via @Copacabanaa]