Jenny McCarthy has a new boyfriend! David Beckham gets sued. Britney Spears gets neck tattoos. Dog the Bounty hunter goes to the ER. And a mysterious woman tries to make out with Josh Duhamel. Sunday Gossip Roundup: Experience it it.

Shia LaBeouf: feuding with Frankie Muniz. The Kardashians are moving to New York. Miley Cyrus wore short shorts to a 21+ club. Britney spears is sued by another maid. Saturday Gossip Roundup is having a flashback.

All the Gleeks waited patiently by their televisions last night hoping to be wowed by the much-hyped Britney Spears episode of Glee. Yes, it was fun, but something about it just seemed, well, wrong.

LiLo was "giggling" and downing Jack and Coke when she admitted to using drugs. Lady Gaga's meat dress gets made into jerky. Britney Spears buys a skateboard for her sons. Thursday gossip is totally saturated.

When she's not snookin' the night and snookin' for love—or starring on Jersey Shore—Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi can be found... making videos with her webcam? Here's one that Snooki uploaded just yesterday, of her lip-syncing Britney Spears' ballad, "Sometimes."

Taylor Swift will break her year-long song silence about Kanye West tonight. 50 cent tweeted some homophobic stuff. John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston: Spotted together! Sunday's Gossip Roundup was invited to many Fashion Week parties but chose not to go.

Britney hasn't exactly denied her bodyguard's claim that she had sex in front of her sons, beat them, and poisoned them. Instead, she issued a statement noting Children's Services investigated her, but didn't take away her kids. So there! [BritneySpears.com]

"Mommy is white trash," she allegedly told them. Katie Holmes contemplates bearing more Cruise children. Lou Reed makes Susan Boyle cry. Thursday gossip puts the "fun" in dysfunctional.

In a lawsuit Britney Spears' bodyguard accuses her of sexual harassment. In it he claims she made "repeated unwanted sexual advances" toward him. This would have been a good one of those fake "headlines from the future" back in 2000.

Reddit users have discovered a funny easter egg in Google translate: If you translate "Lady Gaga" from Malay to any other language, it pops up as "Britney Spears." Or, maybe it's not an easter egg, and just a bug.

This week, Star magazine investigates the perilous lives of celebrity assistants. But what's the point of having power if you can't abuse it? A guide to which underling abuses are reasonable, and which will just get you sent to jail.

Elin Nordegren gives her first and last interview. Lindsay Lohan is freed from rehab. Heidi Montag wants her old boobs back, but not before she sells her sex tape. Wednesday gossip declares its independence.

The Heidi Montag Sex Tape keeps getting sexier! Justin Timberlake is the face of a women's perfume. A Jonas brother has a new girlfriend. True Blood stars get married! Sunday Gossip Roundup is battered and deep fried.

J.Lo's assistants aren't allowed significant others or vacations. Fred Armisen dumped Elisabeth Moss for a younger SNL cast member. Montana Fishburne explains the weird spots on her butt. Naomi Campbell cheats on her taxes. Thursday gossip rules with fear.

Britney Spears is in a studio, recording music, for the first time in years. Our lady of the awkward hair extensions announced her grand return with a tweet: "What's uuupppp tweethearts? Spending the day in the studio recording. - britney."

You oughta know that Alanis has a bun in the oven. Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush get into a drunken brawl. Boy George thinks Lady Gaga is full of it. Jennifer Aniston pities Lindsay Lohan. Isn't Wednesday gossip ironic?

Lindsay's family gets special permission to visit on a week day. A photograph of Mel Gibson's possibly abused baby surfaces. Britney Spears is possibly on Team Mel. Katy Perry floats in a cloud of cotton candy. Thursday gossip is tentative.

After strip and cavity searches, LiLo is in jail—and all the inmates love her! Snooki contemplates her co-stars' jealousies. Jill Zarin dips a toe into politics. Wednesday gossip is cold at first, but it warms up fast.

Lohan's day of surrender is nigh, and she has no lawyer and is tweeting sad little "eeeks." Oksana Grigorieva walked away from $15 million. Enrique Iglesias photographs his junks. Tuesday gossip is full of foreboding.

Britney doesn't want her kids to be famous. A Real Housewife leaves a stroller unattended and two kids nearly die in a swimming pool. Heidi Montag's mom is "mourning the loss of a child." Wednesday gossip has maternal anxieties.