My Life on the D List returned last night and the show dived right into Kathy's foray into "serious acting." The cameras shed insight to her girl-on-girl kiss with Mariska Hargitay and highlights Kathy hanging out on the SVU set.

Hear ye, hear ye. This session of Real Housewives of New York Court of the State of Bravo is about to begin. We will hear testimony and sentence the guilty accordingly. The Honorable Andrew M. "Andy" Cohen is presiding.

Tonight was Part II of the Real Housewives of NY Reunion Trilogy and, like its Godfather counterpart, it was just as good as Part I. The best part? Kelly Bensimon's completely insane explanation of her completely insane breakdown/self. Videos inside.

The claws were out and in full force on last night's Real Housewives of NYC reunion, and Kelly brought her usual dose of complete crazy. Watch her and Alex McCord duke it out inside.

If Bravo has taught us anything, it's that all Real Housewives are fame-hungry monsters. Bethenny Frankel is almost able to simulate integrity about her archenemy Jill Zarin until she is struck by a crippling lack of self-awareness.

A wise soul named Erykah Badu once said, "Now keep in mind that I'm an artist so I'm sensitive about my shit." And the series premiere of Work of Art proved this true when things got heated during the critiques.

Each finalist on last night's Top Chef Masters got a highlight video before the main cooking event. Chef Susur Lee's showed that he has a passion for cuisine, back-handed insults, and appliances that function properly.

The culinary coronation is at finally hand: Which arrogant jerk chef will be crowned the master of all arrogant jerk chefs on the finale of Top Chef Masters? Join our commenter live blog and share the suspense with us!

All five New Jersey housewives reportedly only make slightly more than $3K per episode, about $7K less than their New York counterparts. Sure, they're waiting to cash in on QVC lines and book deals, but Teresa needs cash now!

Last night, Real Housewife Danielle Staub took her usual drama to another level by comparing Jacqueline's daughter Ashley's actions—calling her a "square tit Grinch"—to racist terrorism. Watch what Ashley said, and Danielle crazily venting about it, inside.

At a press conference for her new show Bethenny Getting Married, the never-actually-a-housewife Housewife confirmed rumors that she probably won't be returning for a fourth season of the show what made her. "What else is there to do?" she said.

June is busting out all over, and so is Top Chef Masters judge Gail Simmons' décolletage! So there couldn't be a better time than right now to get together and live-blog. Why not join us?

Jerry Seinfeld was the guest on Bravo's Watch What Happens Live last night, and he wasn't quite sure why he was there. When host Andy Cohen tried to make him play a game called "The Housewives Ref," things got ugly.

The monkey-carrying, procedural crime drama guest-starring, Biggest Loser-visiting chef fameball Rocco Dispirito got himself a televised cooking competition series on Bravo called Rocco's Dinner Party. From the press release: "DiSpirito sizes up some of the country's most promising aspiring chefs to see if they have the chops to impress at a private dinner party attended by his discriminating guests."

Got any plans tonight? Why bother slaving over a hot stove? Order take out and join our commenter live blog of Top Chef Masters instead! Look. Now you have plans.

Yes, women like to talk a lot, especially on the phone. But Real Housewives of New Jersey's Teresa took being a "chatty cathie" to new levels when she spent her time in labor on her cell phone.

Chris Young, the man who made New York Housewife LuAnn de Lesseps' musical abomination "Money Can't Buy You Class," says he gets 1,400 emails a day from people who want to work with him. Have they heard the song?

Hello fennel lovers and fennel haters! All commenters—regardless of their feelings about fennel—are welcome to participate in our Top Chef Masters live blog, which will get underway soon right under this post. Why not join us?

Real Housewife Bethenny Frankel reportedly went into labor early this morning. Her baby was due in early June, which is when her new show debuts. Way to ruin all that free publicity by showing up early. Stupid baby.

Thanks to Bravo, we all know that Real Housewife of New York Countess LuAnn was recording a single in the "Tardy with the Party" style. "Money Can't Buy You Class" has arrived and is as bad as you imagined.